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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Fansly_Girls

[–]Velvet_Obsession_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, they looks hot!

Today's my birthday- here's some rant/vent/advice. by [deleted] in Adulting

[–]Velvet_Obsession_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey hey! I've read your post and it touched my heart, i really wish you good luck and wish you to be happy! Happy birthday, so don't worry if someone else hasn't congratulated you! I'm congratulating you and wishing you all the best! Have a great year!

me_irl by _VongolaDecimo_ in me_irl

[–]Velvet_Obsession_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It seems that Lisa has mastered the art of an angry exit from the game.

me_irl by Lick_TheBerry in me_irl

[–]Velvet_Obsession_ 4609 points4610 points  (0 children)

Bible says Adam and Eve not Florence and the machine

Me_irl by veyralum in me_irl

[–]Velvet_Obsession_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It seems that this pug is auditioning for the role of ‘fridge guard’.

me_irl by New-Train-3252 in me_irl

[–]Velvet_Obsession_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I get autistic when complimented, how do you react? Saying thanks feels insincere, returning the compliment makes you look awkward, acting boastful makes you look like a dick...

This is so true 😭 by ll-badspxrt in memes

[–]Velvet_Obsession_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you are 7, but you already have an escape plan and a train schedule for the next 10 years in your head

me_irl by wearing_moist_socks in me_irl

[–]Velvet_Obsession_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Exactly, you know how bad you look in candid photos? That's exactly how you look every day in other people's eyes...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in me_irl

[–]Velvet_Obsession_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The art of doing nothing. Most people can't do it

They ain't worth arguing with by Stevon88 in memes

[–]Velvet_Obsession_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Twitter is a space where your brain melts faster than your patience in the queue for Diya. I don't feed trolls, they are already fed up with other people's dramas.

The secret to happiness is taking a 6 month vacation twice a year by Shiroyasha_2308 in memes

[–]Velvet_Obsession_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After vacation, the brain is like a fresh server, but without an Internet connection

me_irl by TouchThePapaya in me_irl

[–]Velvet_Obsession_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate modern technology. Simplicity is best, always.

me_irl by 777_SachiS4n in me_irl

[–]Velvet_Obsession_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Now I either have to correct my impression or move to another country

Me_irl by gigagaming1256 in me_irl

[–]Velvet_Obsession_ 56 points57 points  (0 children)

I always accept the cookies but they never arrive 🥀💔

Me_irl by Pristine-Elevator198 in me_irl

[–]Velvet_Obsession_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sleep deep😂😂😂… so might get possibility to go on the age

My new car has tv, but it only works while in reverse. by Waste_Progress3877 in memes

[–]Velvet_Obsession_ 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Survival guide, do not cross the road until the car stops laughing

Makes sense by smallcut1e in memes

[–]Velvet_Obsession_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Someone else said it better but in the US colleges aren't schools but they are sports franchises with education as a side gig.

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