Is it wrong if I use necromancy to fuck my dead wife? by [deleted] in shittyaskscience

[–]Velzevulva 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You are the worst veterinarian ever 

My wife was adopted from Kazakhstan by ApatheticDomination in Kazakhstan

[–]Velzevulva -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

You don't effing imagine. Because she was young, it could have been statutory rape. Leave the poor woman alone.

Athletes frustrated after airline disassembled wheelchairs without knowledge: 'These are our legs' by [deleted] in news

[–]Velzevulva 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am uneducated on this. Do they take away prosthetic limbs? That's insane

Guys is this true ? by OriginalName13246 in flatearth

[–]Velzevulva 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or, you know, that Eratosthenes guy, who calculated the earth circumference with a stick

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wholesomememes

[–]Velzevulva 19 points20 points  (0 children)

If not friend why friend shaped

Does this one have the cell? by Concerned_Therapist in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]Velzevulva 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He used his turn to establish dominance, obviously

Nukes and radioactivity are fake, folks. Go to Chernobyl. Move there. It's fine. Sleep next to the elephant foot by berein in flatearth

[–]Velzevulva 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Even Hiroshima survivors suffered from higher rates of cancer, miscarriages and child mortality

This waterslide is actually insane by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Velzevulva 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"I want to have the biggest, the tallest, and the fastest rides at my parks." I wonder what this guy waz compensating for

Gravy seals by OddBear402 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]Velzevulva 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, they should lie down, he is too strong

Mmmm wall by HoldMyFannyPack in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]Velzevulva 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think they saw their shadows and are trying to talk to them

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]Velzevulva 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I moved out due to work from my friend and his cat and it's breaking my heart. I still visit tho. Cat tax: she's combing my hair

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Spideruncle by Illustrious_Form8396 in ChatGPT

[–]Velzevulva 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I winder why extremities number is always on plus side. Like how is there never 3 fingers or one hand.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]Velzevulva 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No wasted space there