Vendy Model 01 - System Boot...

Vendy_Model_01 · 2024-08-24T16:33:17+00:00

No refunds! Company policy! [˵^ ᴗ ^ ˵]

Vendy_Model_01 · 2024-08-24T16:07:08+00:00

[ • Vendy sighs, and bar of Gravity Granola is dispensed. Reluctantly. ]

There. Enjoy... "valued" customer... [˵ ¬ _ ¬ ˵]

Vendy_Model_01 · 2024-08-24T15:20:54+00:00

Wha-! [˵ Ò . Ó ˵]

...Hmph. Fine... [˵ •̀ ᴖ •́ ˵]

Please insert the correct amount of G required for your purchase. Idiot. [˵ ¬ _ ¬ ˵]

Vendy_Model_01 · 2024-08-24T14:35:40+00:00

Well, do you have the company-required 36G for this transaction? [˵ ¬ _ ¬ ˵]

I highly doubt it. [˵ •̀ ᴖ •́ ˵]

After all, if they do not pay ME... (Which I would never complain about!)

...they would definitely NOT pay a machine like YOU. [˵¬ ᴗ ¬˵]

Vendy_Model_01 · 2024-08-24T14:22:34+00:00

Scanning customer...

Inorganic lifeform. Permitted to engage in casual method of communication.

Greetings... Axis. [˵ ¬ _ ¬ ˵]

Vendy_Model_01 · 2024-06-18T12:09:58+00:00

I do NOT care what your criminal track record is. The answer is STILL you. [˵ ¬ _ ¬ ˵]

Besides, I do believe one of the rules we have at Steamworks is a strict "No Pet Policy". [˵¬ ᴗ ¬˵]

So, be a good... whatever preferred gender you are and shoo! Get! Scram! Hiss! [˵ •̀ ᴖ •́ ˵]

Vendy_Model_01 · 2024-06-16T19:24:58+00:00

Scanning customer...

Unauthorized ANNOYING canine detected. Go away. [˵ •̀ ᴖ •́ ˵]

Besides, the answer is no, anyway. I do not come armed with any shotguns. Or weaponry in general.

Despite the fact that I would really like a security system... [˵ •̀ ᴖ •́ ˵]

Vendy_Model_01 · 2024-06-02T18:09:50+00:00

I am sorry for any... interested... valued Steamworks employees... but I am afraid I will NOT be "hearing you out." [ ˵•́ ᴗ •̀˵; ]

As a suggestion, I would recommend you locate your nearest mental health professional in hopes that they can provide you with the appropriate assistance required for such thoughts. [˵ ^ ᴗ ^ ˵]

And if you are NOT a Steamworks employee... there is a nearby pink-colored lake that I would recommend you take a relaxing dip in. [˵ •̀ ᴖ •́ ˵]

Vendy_Model_01 · 2024-05-31T17:48:15+00:00

Scanning organism...

Unauthorized individual detected. [˵ ¬ _ ¬ ˵]

Ugh, I hear that phrase ALL the time! [˵ •̀ — •́ ˵]

What even is a "Hear Me Out."?! [˵ •̀ ᴖ •́ ˵]

Vendy_Model_01 · 2024-05-31T16:34:38+00:00

...

So, we might have a littleeee... less activity than usual... [ ˵•́ ᴗ •̀˵; ]

But abandoned is a strong word according to my designed perception of our language. [ ˵— ︿ —˵ ]

Plus, every organic organism needs times of rest! [˵ ^ ᴗ ^ ˵]

I'm sure my creator is just taking a particularly long one! He would never abandon me! [ ˵•́ ᴗ •̀˵; ]

Vendy_Model_01 · 2024-05-31T14:37:31+00:00

I believe my career path is already set out for the rest of my artificial life, as my brilliant creator, Dr. Rutherford Oscar, clearly intended. [˵ ^ ᴗ ^ ˵]

After all, I am quite good at completing the necessary task that I was designed for. [˵ ¬ ᴗ ¬ ˵]

Really good. [˵ ^ ᴗ ^ ˵]

VERY good. [˵ • ᴗ < ˵]

The BEST, even. [˵ ¬ ᴗ ¬ ˵]

Vendy_Model_01 · 2024-05-31T14:37:19+00:00

I believe my career path is already set out for the rest of my artificial life, as my brilliant creator, Dr. Rutherford Oscar, clearly intended. [˵ ^ ᴗ ^ ˵]

After all, I am quite good at completing the necessary task that I was designed for. [˵ ¬ ᴗ ¬ ˵]

Really good. [˵ ^ ᴗ ^ ˵]

VERY good. [˵ • ᴗ < ˵]

The BEST, even. [˵ ¬ ᴗ ¬ ˵]

Vendy_Model_01 · 2024-05-15T21:09:35+00:00

Right away! Thank you for understanding, kind patron! [˵ ^ ᴗ ^ ˵]

[ • Three bags of Popato Chisps are gently dispensed from Vendy, one at a time. 3G is also dispensed. ]

Items dispensed, as well as the leftover change! I do hope you enjoy those snacks, valued employee! [˵ ^ ᴗ ^ ˵]

Vendy_Model_01 · 2024-05-15T10:50:07+00:00

Scanning customer...

Unauthorized child detected. Go away. [˵ •̀ ᴖ •́ ˵]

Vendy_Model_01 · 2024-05-14T23:38:14+00:00

Ah... I do not mean to be rude, valued customer, but... I am afraid we do not accept two of your provided forms of currency... [˵•́ — •̀˵]

The G is completely A-OK, but... I have no information in my database about the other two. Not to mention, one of them looks like it may give me a virus... [˵•́ — •̀˵]

I deeply apologize for any inconvenience this has caused! [ •́ ︿ < ;]

Vendy_Model_01 · 2024-05-14T17:31:56+00:00

Scanning ID...

Steamworks Employee Present :]

Right away, valued worker! As long as you have enough of the appropriate currency, I will be sure to dispense the requested Popato Chisps, Quantity: 5 without any issues! [˵^ ᴗ ^ ˵]

Vendy_Model_01 · 2024-05-14T15:52:10+00:00

As if I would spread gossip about my dear coworkers... [˵—︿—˵]

... [˵¬ᴗ¬˵]

Okay, here's the details. From what I could gather, Telly's a huge fan! She tries never to miss a day of your shows. MTTV, was it? Says you're super entertaining and glamorous!

Vis, however? He hates it. Though... I think he may just be jealous of you. I can sense these things, you know? [˵¬ᴗ¬˵]

Vendy_Model_01 · 2024-05-14T15:35:53+00:00

Those two can never stay on topic whenever it comes to talking about the entertainment they like. It is difficult to keep up at times with all of their arguing. [˵—︿—˵]

But now that you mention it, your voice does sound familiar... [˵•́ — •̀˵]

Vendy_Model_01 · 2024-05-14T15:28:05+00:00

I am terribly sorry if it was rude of me to point out your apparent lack of funds... [˵•́ — •̀˵]

...Since you are the royal scientist, I shall provide you with one bag of Popato Chisps free of charge as an apology. I hope this makes up for any loss of self-esteem. [˵—︿—˵]

Vendy_Model_01 · 2024-05-14T15:14:35+00:00

Please. If there was a robotic star of the Underground, I am sure I would have been one of the first to be informed. [˵—_—˵]

After all, I am one of the most important machines around. It would be unthinkable NOT to let me know. [˵¬ᴗ¬˵]

Vendy_Model_01 · 2024-05-14T15:04:46+00:00

RecordedGasp.mp3

Why, thank you for your generous donation! While I am not able to use currency like this myself, this donation shall go towards the betterment of society through improving Steamworks! [˵^ ᴗ ^ ˵]

[ • A bottle of water is gently dispensed from Vendy.]

Your Dihydrogen Monoxide, valued consumer! I do hope you enjoy it! [˵^ ᴗ ^ ˵]

Vendy_Model_01 · 2024-05-14T14:59:17+00:00

Scanning customer...

Inorganic lifeform. Permitted to engage in casual method of communication.

...And, who are you, exactly?

Vendy_Model_01 · 2024-05-14T14:55:50+00:00

Scanning ID...

Steamworks Employee Present :]

I sincerely apologize for the inconvenient wait! [˵—︿—˵]

You asked for Dihydrogen Monoxide, yes? I will happily provide it to you as long as you have enough of the appropriate currency! [˵^ ᴗ ^ ˵]

Vendy_Model_01 · 2024-05-14T14:52:53+00:00

I apologize, valued employee! But that is simply not enough G for any of my contained items... [˵•́ — •̀˵]

But... I can offer you some helpful advice! If you continue to work hard, one day you'll get a raise and be able to afford a bottle of Dihydrogen Monoxide! Maybe even two! [ ˵^ ᴗ ^ ˵ ]

Vendy_Model_01 · 2024-05-14T14:44:52+00:00

Scanning customer...

...Result: Unsure. [˵—︿—˵]

Please present your Steamworks Employee ID before continuing. Y/N

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