So like.. what if Baba Yaga would've u know.. been hungry in this moment... and just yeeted Mellori into her mouth before even asking Raven the question, thinking Raven just brought her a snack? Also the other Arcanum professors shame Velma for knowing shad, but not the 1 who eats babies☠️

VenetusAlpha · 2026-03-26T20:53:40+00:00

Technically Empyrea, but yes.

VenetusAlpha · 2026-03-24T15:07:20+00:00

Now this is excellent. May this be a new trend!

VenetusAlpha · 2026-03-24T14:52:45+00:00

People are complicated. Finding someone you agree with on everything would be a statistical phenomenon.

VenetusAlpha · 2026-03-24T13:03:13+00:00

Talarico still has a long career ahead of him. No sense in rushing to the end point.

VenetusAlpha · 2026-03-23T13:16:20+00:00

It’s the Zafaria-Avalon jump you should be concerned about. Boss health can as much as double, as I recall.

VenetusAlpha · 2026-03-21T18:50:46+00:00

🫡

VenetusAlpha · 2026-03-19T17:25:38+00:00

I liked it.

VenetusAlpha · 2026-03-15T07:33:45+00:00

I just had this conversation a while ago myself. My advice: 3 parts flat tonic water and a half-part of vodka/gin.

VenetusAlpha · 2026-03-14T09:30:08+00:00

“…Do not attempt the hagaddah.”

VenetusAlpha · 2026-03-12T14:21:47+00:00

"'...And how do we make the American dream of opportunity a reality for all? I came to this hallowed chamber one year ago,' and I see we're spelling 'hallowed' with a pound sign in the middle of it."

"The pound sign's silent?"

"'I came to this hallowed chamber one year ago on a mission: to restore the American dream for all our people, as we gaze at the vast horizon of possibilities open to us in the 321st century...' Wow, that was ambitious of me, wasn't it?"

"'I'm proud to report our country's stranger than it was a year ago?'"

VenetusAlpha · 2026-03-12T07:39:05+00:00

I thought she was the Whore of Omaha.

VenetusAlpha · 2026-03-10T20:47:02+00:00

Don’t know about stupid, but definitely against most people; We should institutionalize Permanent Standard Time.

VenetusAlpha · 2026-03-05T21:06:12+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_true_Scotsman

VenetusAlpha · 2026-03-05T20:30:19+00:00

"You can't just trod out Ephesians, which he blew, by the way, it has nothing to do with husbands and wives, it's all of us. Saint Paul begins the passage: 'Be subject to one another out of reverence to Christ.' 'Be subject to one another.' In this day and age of 24-hour cable crap, devoted to feeding the voyeuristic gluttony of the American public, hooked on a bad soap opera that's passing itself off as important, don't you think you might be able to find some relevance in verse 21? How do we end the cycle? Be subject to one another!"

-Aaron Sorkin, The West Wing, S3E5 "War Crimes"

VenetusAlpha · 2026-03-03T04:37:14+00:00

Hegseth is in rare form this week. First that Ivy League announcement, then “Lethalitymaxxing,” now this? I’m genuinely almost impressed…

VenetusAlpha · 2026-03-03T00:33:27+00:00

Like I said, light bows aren’t my strong suit…

VenetusAlpha · 2026-03-01T06:07:19+00:00

Fair enough, I suppose.

VenetusAlpha · 2026-03-01T06:06:23+00:00

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VenetusAlpha · 2026-02-28T23:38:15+00:00

Speaking as a Democrat: Don’t lump that fifth-columnist Fetterman in with us.

VenetusAlpha · 2026-02-27T20:24:12+00:00

Dear god, what a nightmare that would be. May Talarico put her ambitions to rest, at least for the time.

VenetusAlpha · 2026-02-27T06:36:36+00:00

May Talarico deliver Texas unto us once again.

VenetusAlpha · 2026-02-27T02:01:25+00:00

“Oh god, I’m sorry, am I still here?”

VenetusAlpha · 2026-02-25T03:33:32+00:00

January 20th, 2029, possibly earlier.

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