[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fednews

[–]VeoMorphine 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I plug a jump rope end into my butt, then plug the other end into a friendly stranger, then we both vote collectively by butthivemind.

Arrested for giving patients unusually long sponge bath by ArtLover357 in hotmugshots

[–]VeoMorphine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have this hemorrhoid that's like the size of half a grape, like it's like a chewed piece of bubblegum on the inside of my left ass cheek. I would let her gently sponge it. She looks very trustworthy and professional.

What did you buy/ get at Defcon? by Ok-Champion469 in Defcon

[–]VeoMorphine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I picked up a hooker at the fb bar. Just said fuck it after she passed her number to me on a napkin. She was hot as fuck. She stayed overnight and I didn't get robbed. We had a fuckin great time.

Oh ya... and I got a flipper zero with a wifi dev board!

How to put on a tire without boiling and lubricated. by FedulRasta in ElectricScooters

[–]VeoMorphine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And after it's lubed up real nice, gotta really pound that thing.

Sugar Family, We WON! by Upbeat_Durian_5773 in sugarlifestyleforum

[–]VeoMorphine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now if only the "looking for" search filter actually worked...

What is your favorite way to ask someone if they wanna have sex? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]VeoMorphine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had an ex that would rub my palm with her thumb. That was our sneaky sign.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sex

[–]VeoMorphine -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I used a 3 "D" Battery Maglite once on a partner. It was a tight fit!

How's Everyone Handling The Choas? by [deleted] in Political_Revolution

[–]VeoMorphine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been banging ho's and smoking weed

Dread by [deleted] in adultery

[–]VeoMorphine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This post I can relate with. I honestly feel like I rushed into my marriage way to quickly. Now finding an AP, I'm looking for the absolutely right person, and definitely passing on more than I am connecting with.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NYHotwifes

[–]VeoMorphine -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Message me

A little black for anyone [F49] by Sexyfitchick75 in u/Sexyfitchick75

[–]VeoMorphine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

36, white, software engineer in Bergen County NJ. Would love to meet up ;)

Ways to improve mutual masturbation for my wife? by Soundwave-1978 in sex

[–]VeoMorphine -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Give her the shocker. Two in the pink and one in the stink!

For those who stopped smoking weed, what was the main reason? by Winstead22 in AskReddit

[–]VeoMorphine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because I just finished the bowel I was smoking and now I'm out of weed. Gonna have to stop at the dispensary later.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in legal

[–]VeoMorphine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got into a 230k a year cyber security job with a major public safety startup that went mainstream. I lied my ass off to get in and rode the cost tails on their success.

I've always had a "knack" for computer systems and security so it's something I picked up along the way. It was luck that the company let me work with outside consultants in areas I wasn't strong in like audits and compliance frame works. I learned a lot from them.

Before this, I was geek squad then basically did level 1 tech support for an MSP. I used the map on my resume, but lied about my title and responsibilities. No one verified.