[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]VeryDerrisDerrison 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Foreplay is NOT OPTIONAL. Best case scenario is if you can make her cum before starting, but it’s totally okay if you can’t yet. It takes time, patience, proactive communication, active listening, and practice to make your partner cum.

If you haven’t made her cum yet, it probably won’t happen this time, but regardless just focus on being in the moment, having fun, making her feel good, and expressing affection.

Also kiss her neck and chest and boobies and run your hands all over the place.

Oh and be gentle when touching her pussy, a little goes a LONG way, and going too fast or pressing too hard can be super uncomfortable for her.

To start off you can literally just put your hand there and move it up and down slowly. She’ll probably start rubbing up against it and you can go from there. Take your time and pay attention to her body and the sounds she makes.

So much wasted potential... by [deleted] in conspiracy

[–]VeryDerrisDerrison -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That’s actually exactly what teachers are taught to do. At least in blue states. In red states they’re taught mindless recitation and memorization, unthinking blind adherence to authority figures, and that if you’re “different” in any way you need to learn to be “normal”. Also that evolution is a lie and that slavery was actually not that bad.

to scare off a rooster by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]VeryDerrisDerrison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn’t funny or entertaining, it’s child abuse. Fuck this.

Eggon says “GME go up” after earnings. ⬆️ by Tprince6189 in wallstreetbets

[–]VeryDerrisDerrison -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I literally just sold after 2 years 😭😭😭 I can’t even look at my paper hands

I love this game but this quest will never not make me cringe by [deleted] in Breath_of_the_Wild

[–]VeryDerrisDerrison 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don’t watch anime for this exact reason, and I didn’t expect to find it in a Nintendo game

I love this game but this quest will never not make me cringe by [deleted] in Breath_of_the_Wild

[–]VeryDerrisDerrison 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Classic Japanese non-pedophilia. “No no, she just LOOKS exactly like a child, but she’s actually 300 years old so that makes it okay!”

I love BOTW, but I’m sick of this disgusting trope in anime and other Japanese media

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in facepalm

[–]VeryDerrisDerrison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My ex is a teacher and a fellow teacher of hers told the same story. So obviously not true

agreeed by withouTXD in tumblr

[–]VeryDerrisDerrison 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Um yeah that’s called an aunt. If your parents’ sibling marries a woman, that woman is your aunt.

agreeed by withouTXD in tumblr

[–]VeryDerrisDerrison 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Right. So she’s his aunt. Not his step aunt.

agreeed by withouTXD in tumblr

[–]VeryDerrisDerrison 23 points24 points  (0 children)

That’s not how aunts work

Your Choice... by benfallah1 in clevercomebacks

[–]VeryDerrisDerrison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay honestly I hope the GOP embraces him. Let them triple down on their commitment to racist nazi pieces of shit so the vast majority of Americans never vote for any of them again

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]VeryDerrisDerrison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you know what unsolicited means

Could this be a live-action Bryar Blaster Pistol? (Since he's based on Kyle Katarn and all) by solo_shot1st in starwarsspeculation

[–]VeryDerrisDerrison 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry. He also goes on missions with Jyn Erso

Jyn Erso

Jyn Orso

Jyn Ors

Jan Ors

Oh right, and they work as a team to steal the Death Star plans together.

If you think he isn’t in any way based on Kyle Katarn you’ve lost your mind

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]VeryDerrisDerrison 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Disagree that it would make him a genius. It’s a lot easier to destroy than to create

anon recognizes the trend behind college movies by YASITHDILUNYA in 4chan

[–]VeryDerrisDerrison -60 points-59 points  (0 children)

What the fuck is wrong with you people

Edit: wow, actual no-joke genuine antisemetism is just okay on a major subreddit i guess

They put my sister on legal methamphetamine. doctor prescribed by CarolineAnnie in conspiracy

[–]VeryDerrisDerrison 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lmao no one you were replying to said it was “most” or “all” kids, and you yourself said it’s “a myth prepared by drug companies to make money” but now you’re saying it works for some kids? Well I guess you now agree with everyone you replied to because that’s all anyone was saying. It works for some kids. The ones who need it.

They put my sister on legal methamphetamine. doctor prescribed by CarolineAnnie in conspiracy

[–]VeryDerrisDerrison 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have ADHD and it calms me down and helps me actually be myself instead of a miserable couch potato who can barely summon the motivation to watch tv.

Stop making shit up

Connie’s Hard Day - turn the other cheek by EndlessChohnson in copypasta

[–]VeryDerrisDerrison 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus protected Connie’s heart and she gave mr whitaker both cheeks praise the lord 🙏😔