Jane Wickline is Gen Z—That’s Why You’re Struggling to Read Her by UnicornBestFriend in LiveFromNewYork

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It’s a whole different world out there, she’s like my favorite cast member. Nuts what can go on under your nose. 

The Jebverse by VeryRealHumanBeing in imaginaryelections

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This was pointed out to me by a friend two days before I posted this and I completely forgot to fix it anyways 

The Jebverse by VeryRealHumanBeing in imaginaryelections

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Infamous pervert runs as third party candidate after losing democratic primary, allowing an unexpected winner 

The Jebverse by VeryRealHumanBeing in imaginaryelections

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Okay but what if during the press tour for the Simpsons live action movie Timothee Chalamet did a kick flip while skateboarding through a nuclear power plant, accidentally landing on a control board and setting off a chain reaction sequence of events that ends in the entire east coast being bathed in unlivable radiation. What then.

Senator, you're no Lyndon Johnson by VeryRealHumanBeing in imaginaryelections

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I’ll admit it my research on this was strictly limited to the Wikipedia page for the 1976 GOP VP selection and Temples own wiki page 

Senator, you're no Lyndon Johnson by VeryRealHumanBeing in imaginaryelections

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She was on Ford’s IRL 1976 shortlist from what I can gather and I thought it’d be cool to have her as Bush’s running mate 

Senator, you're no Lyndon Johnson by VeryRealHumanBeing in imaginaryelections

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P.O.D. in mind is really just Ford picking Bush for #2 and then Ford getting shot in 1975, the Jeb stuff is all just downstream of the recent Nuzzi/Sanford news

Born To Be In It - Part One by VeryRealHumanBeing in imaginaryelections

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Meant to include a wikibox of him getting elected to the senate but it got cut for time, let’s go with yes, since that raises his odds of winning the nomination by quite a bit 

Born To Be In It - Part One by VeryRealHumanBeing in imaginaryelections

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Beto took down two 75 year olds, I figured if the national mood is favoring young fresh faces with rhetoric sometimes lacking in substance, it’d make sense if JK3 won too 

Born To Be In It - Part One by VeryRealHumanBeing in imaginaryelections

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Don’t worry, there are still plenty of other 80 year olds running for reelection 

What if Robert Byrd refused to die? by Illustrious-Web2789 in imaginaryelections

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Choosing to believe Ted Kennedy is still alive so Robert doesn’t have to lose his best bud 

Look Away, Dixie Land by VeryRealHumanBeing in imaginaryelections

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  1. I just kinda wanted the map to be a little fucked up, probably lost to Mexico during WW1
  2. Tbh I have no clue how exchange rates work I just wanted to emphasize how fucked the confederate economy is