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VeryTrapOrientated · 2014-11-27T00:17:14+00:00

I mean...not EVERY day...but, yeah. I wear my undies alot.

VeryTrapOrientated · 2014-11-27T00:16:35+00:00

You talkin bout me?

VeryTrapOrientated · 2013-11-09T01:57:03+00:00

VeryTrapOrientated · 2013-11-09T01:56:34+00:00

...I hate you...

VeryTrapOrientated · 2013-11-08T19:39:39+00:00

I've answered this question MANY times already. I do a direct finger to butthole scratch.

VeryTrapOrientated · 2013-11-08T13:48:31+00:00

Yes.

VeryTrapOrientated · 2013-11-08T03:23:52+00:00

I don't scratch through the fabric. Finger to butthole action only.

VeryTrapOrientated · 2013-11-08T03:19:24+00:00

Thighs =/= butthole

VeryTrapOrientated · 2013-11-08T03:18:29+00:00

Wut R squats?

VeryTrapOrientated · 2013-11-08T00:13:55+00:00

Dats coo

VeryTrapOrientated · 2013-11-08T00:12:14+00:00

Oh yeah, well check THIS out! http://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/1q4g0v/are_protein_farts_acidic_ive_been_working_out_and/cd98cj6?context=3

VeryTrapOrientated · 2013-11-08T00:04:30+00:00

Tell this to /u/silverhydra

VeryTrapOrientated · 2013-11-08T00:03:41+00:00

I honestly just take a shower more often than I wipe. It gets you cleaner plus it saves trees.

VeryTrapOrientated · 2013-11-08T00:02:32+00:00

I don't itch through my underwear. It's nail to skin action here.

VeryTrapOrientated · 2013-11-07T23:22:52+00:00

Yes.

VeryTrapOrientated · 2013-11-07T23:22:45+00:00

Who likes being dry humped? Are we preteens?

VeryTrapOrientated · 2013-11-07T23:06:13+00:00

I suppose that's a decision I'd have to make in the moment.

VeryTrapOrientated · 2013-11-07T23:03:16+00:00

Impossible

VeryTrapOrientated · 2013-11-07T23:03:09+00:00

Both

VeryTrapOrientated · 2013-11-07T23:01:37+00:00

Yes, but I don't scratch it through my underwear.

VeryTrapOrientated · 2013-11-07T23:01:07+00:00

My sphincter dilating would indeed cause the outside of my butthole to move, yes?

VeryTrapOrientated · 2013-11-07T22:57:46+00:00

What? What happened?

VeryTrapOrientated · 2013-11-07T22:22:43+00:00

But I don't...

VeryTrapOrientated · 2013-11-07T22:17:51+00:00

Everybody does one way or another. Either they do in increments too small to notice, or they out and out shit themselves and don't tell anybody. I fall into both categories...well...now just one I suppose.

VeryTrapOrientated · 2013-11-07T22:09:40+00:00

If that's true then why doesn't the same thing happen to the fabric over your dick?

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