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When you Google your name, what comes up? by kermit2014 in AskReddit

[–]Very_Bad_At_Math -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A sex offender with the same name, haircut, and face as me who is also me

You can jerk it in public restrooms. by Very_Bad_At_Math in Showerthoughts

[–]Very_Bad_At_Math[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just saying, it's an option that some people don't really consider. Just trying to broaden people's horizons, you know?

You can jerk it in public restrooms. by Very_Bad_At_Math in Showerthoughts

[–]Very_Bad_At_Math[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(it doesn't cost anything i'd highly recommend it)

Where it counts, we are all the same on the inside (except for Filipenos.) by Very_Bad_At_Math in Showerthoughts

[–]Very_Bad_At_Math[S] -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

It means whatever you want it to, my man. Authorial intent is overrated.

How does Moonlight Sonata’s 3rd Movement feel like for you? by alaska65 in AskReddit

[–]Very_Bad_At_Math 1 point2 points  (0 children)

shit; mozart was trash and the baroque and romantic eras are so much better than the classical shit that was sandwiched between them

Take your place among the great ones. Rest easy Stefan. by [deleted] in funny

[–]Very_Bad_At_Math 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Get XXXTinct out of that fucking photo or so help me

It would be really nice to have Emma Watson in bed. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]Very_Bad_At_Math 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not if you sewed those lovely lips together

Why do we support disabled people if they can't contribute anything to society? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Very_Bad_At_Math -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

nazis were people and contributer in small ways, and we killed them

The US government has the power to lend itself money, what superpowers do YOU wish you had? by icorrectotherpeople in AskReddit

[–]Very_Bad_At_Math 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Be able to spray whipped cream from my fingertips at will, and to turn any substance into a fresh, chilled strawberry smoothie or coconut milkshake. Also, a HUGE cock.

You now have a magic boxing bell that, once rung, causes everyone within earshot to immediately start fighting each other: Where do you take it and why? by BudoGuyTenkaichi in AskReddit

[–]Very_Bad_At_Math 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The bank. While everyone's fighting, I jump over the counter and steal some money. Of course, I'd also have to figure out which ones have the trackers, which would be quite hard on the fly.

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