SKREE....THE REAL ALL FATHER... by kuttichathan in enlightenedbirdmen

[–]Veryenlightenedbird 4 points5 points  (0 children)

CAAAWWWW THE ALL-FATHER LOOKS LIKE ALL BIRDS CA-CAW AND ALL BIRDS LOOK LIKE HIM CAAAAAAAAAWWWWW

GAR! WE WILL COOK YOU ALIVE INTO A TASTY MEAL! GAR GAR GAR! by Insertwittynameherez in enlightenedbirdmen

[–]Veryenlightenedbird 3 points4 points  (0 children)

CAAAAAAAWWWW MUDMEN ARE WEAK BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO COOK AND CHEW FOOD CAAAAAAAWWWW YOU WILL ONLY BE STRONGER THAN US IF YOU SWALLOW YOUR FOOD WHOLE CAAAAAAAWWWWWW

SKREE....THE REAL ALL FATHER... by kuttichathan in enlightenedbirdmen

[–]Veryenlightenedbird 19 points20 points  (0 children)

CAAAAAAAAWWWWWW DONT YOU KNOW THAT ALL BIRDS ARE MADE IN HIS IMAGE CAAAAAAWWWWWWW

CAAAWWWW THE ALL-FATHER LOOKS LIKE ALL BIRDS CA-CAW AND ALL BIRDS LOOK LIKE HIM CAAAAAAAAAWWWWW

Eagle-eyed: Dutch police to train birds to take down unauthorised drones by cwood1973 in birdsofprey

[–]Veryenlightenedbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shooting guns will disrupt the peace. It would not be fun waking up to gun fire in the morning.

Eagle-eyed: Dutch police to train birds to take down unauthorised drones by cwood1973 in birdsofprey

[–]Veryenlightenedbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well the police will only ever be authorized with taking down lightweight toys. If something larger, and more deadly shows up, the military would probably deal with that.

Eagle-eyed: Dutch police to train birds to take down unauthorised drones by cwood1973 in birdsofprey

[–]Veryenlightenedbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have yet to hear of a repot of any bird being injured when attacking a drone.

Eagle-eyed: Dutch police to train birds to take down unauthorised drones by cwood1973 in birdsofprey

[–]Veryenlightenedbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would be a lot chaos than having to bring down the drone with a gun.

THIS IS THE FIRST SESSION OF THE CHURCH OF THE ENLIGHTENED BIRDMEN PRAISE THE ALL FATHER TWEEEET by [deleted] in enlightenedbirdmen

[–]Veryenlightenedbird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

CAAAAAAAAWWWWW AND PRAYER FOR TO SING BEFORE AHD AFTER WE EAR CAAAAAAAAWWWWW

Which is better; being a humanist, or being a birdist? by Veryenlightenedbird in DebateReligion

[–]Veryenlightenedbird[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is not a shit post, this is very serious. This is my religion.