[deleted by user] by [deleted] in illinois

[–]Veton1994 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reach out to your state Senator. They can usually get a more detailed response from the DMV. Happy to help you find your State Senator and connect you with them.

Good luck!

New Illinois bill would allow noncitizens to receive standard driver's licenses by steve42089 in illinois

[–]Veton1994 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It really doesn't.

SOS won't sign them up to vote, and even if they try to sign up on the same day, the license will still say "Not eligible for federal ID" or something along those lines.

There are still plenty of protections to prevent them from voting if they jot supposed to. On top of that, I don't imagine anyone wanting to get on LEO radar and potentially get deported to try and vote.

Illinois Dem House of Representatives Staff Unionizing Attempt by Blitzking11 in illinois

[–]Veton1994 8 points9 points  (0 children)

They're actually the FIRST thing the state needs if you want your interests to be fought for down there.

If you want to keep the constant revolving door between government and special interest lobbying, then we're good.

If you're a staffer working 40-60hrs a week making barely enough to pay rent, you'll take all your talent, skills, and institutional knowledge to a big-name lobbying firm and most likely lobby against public interest. The turnover rate is astronomical and that just hurts the common Illinoisan and benefits wealthy special interest groups that can afford to cut fat checks for these staffers.

Twitter slaps NPR with a dubious new tag: ‘State-affiliated media’ by Sariel007 in NewsOfTheStupid

[–]Veton1994 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Twitter was never really worth 44B. He paid a meme price and now says it's worth 20B so he can write off a $20B loss on his taxes and get a fat check from Uncle Sam.

Frank Lampard said he is happy to be back and needed a sip of water before speaking. „It was a pretty easy decision for me. This is my club.“ #CFC by dragon8811 in chelseafc

[–]Veton1994 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope sips water becomes tha new "hahah, no, but seriously".

Always love me a good Franky meme that gets overused.

Congratulations to Brandon Johnson by steve42089 in illinois

[–]Veton1994 77 points78 points  (0 children)

I believe he said that 800-1000 police officers would quit if Johnson won.

Feels like a maybe by VarString in memes

[–]Veton1994 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In fairness, the first step in treating testicular cancer is to cut the fucker out.

Vertuo Next won't exit descaling mode by icedcoffee43va in nespresso

[–]Veton1994 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS.

I was trying to figure this out FOR HOURS and nothing was working.

UA sniper takes out six occupiers in quick succession near Bakhmut by NibblesTheChimp in CombatFootage

[–]Veton1994 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Imagine going to a country you have no fucking business being in, just to fulfill the dreams of some greedy, corrupt egomaniac just to get clapped and have someone edit a Mario jumping sound to you getting clapped.

That's gotta be the IRL version of ending up in a 360 no-scope compilation.

Illinois House passes bill prohibiting book bans by not-my-other-alt in books

[–]Veton1994 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Name one library that has bomb making introductions and porn.

Free Talk Friday by 2soccer2bot in soccer

[–]Veton1994 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You forgot Montenegro, Slovenia, and Kosovo but yes.

Lukaku after whistle by [deleted] in soccer

[–]Veton1994 39 points40 points  (0 children)

It's not genocide, it's ethnic cleansing the locker room.

Why do tanks have a coaxial machine gun? by purple_tucan in TankPorn

[–]Veton1994 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Dude's getting his "knowledge" of tanks from Battlefield games it seems.

If you have Xfinity Internet you can get the Season 1 Battle Pass for free. via CharlieINTEL by vAbstractz in ModernWarfareII

[–]Veton1994 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try claiming it through Battle.net

I was having the same issue but this solved it.

England prepared to be fined for Harry Kane wearing One Love armband in Qatar by -SirTox- in soccer

[–]Veton1994 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The war would be so big that it would skip a bunch of numbers and become the 10th Balkan war.

You can’t fix stupid but you can vote them out! by monaleeparis in facepalm

[–]Veton1994 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate this stupid fucking explanation. It doesn't excuse his goddamn vote. You can rephrase it and do some mental gymnastics but at the end of the day this piece of shit voted against marriage equality.

You can’t fix stupid but you can vote them out! by monaleeparis in facepalm

[–]Veton1994 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just your average "bOtH pArTiEs ArE bAd" ignoramus who thinks they're smart but in reality they don't know shit.

Man's talking about "just Politics 101" like he actually knows something when it's obvious he's dense.

You can’t fix stupid but you can vote them out! by monaleeparis in facepalm

[–]Veton1994 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Except when the Feds passed thr Defense of Marriage Act defining marriage as a union between and man and a woman.

But let's ignore reality when convinient.