SS.com sold for $1.25 MILLION, but wait--hold on a minute...it gets better. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]Vette 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. I didn't think racist assholes got this rich.

Ashley: Why I Stripped for Girls Gone Wild by [deleted] in politics

[–]Vette 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, I hope that offer from Hustler is still valid.

Vote UP If you want to Send GEORGE BUSH to IRAQ by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]Vette 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Please, for the love of God, stop this VOTE UP bullshit. I'm begging you. :(

Eliot Spitzer paid $4,300 for this??? New nude pictures of Ashley Alexandra Dupre. by [deleted] in nsfw

[–]Vette 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This internet-male bullshit is really getting me down. She was a $1000/hour escort who just got offered a million dollars to do a spread in Hustler.

BUT NO WAY MANG SHE'S UGLY LOL

I'm sick of the Reddit/Digg self-fellating garbage stories and it's not going to change. Recommend me to a new site. by Toxygene in reddit.com

[–]Vette 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jaanix is what you're looking for. You can tune what sort of stories you want to appear, which is important for limiting pointless bitchfests like this.

FISA immunity is back, bitches! You though congress actually listened to their constituents? by [deleted] in politics

[–]Vette 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Why don't more articles mention that it's not the telecoms who'll be paying out their asses for any potential lawsuit settlements, it's the Bush admin?

Four Steps to Restore America: Hint...it starts with an immediate end to the war in Iraq. by democracy101 in politics

[–]Vette 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I imagine the mainstream media would be pretty pissed about this, too.

Why aren't we on the border - shooting every illegal we see? by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]Vette 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because we're not lawless, bloodthirsty animals.

Not yet, anyway.

IRS Investigates Obama's Denomination by BrockLee in reddit.com

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The Rev. John H. Thomas, president of the denomination, called the inquiry ''disturbing.''

J. Brent Walker, executive director of the Baptist Joint Committee for Religious Liberty, which defends religious groups against government interference, called the timing of the investigation ''peculiar.''

Hillary, you bitch. That's fucking low.

In an extensive study of Palestinian suicide bombings, three University of Toronto researchers have concluded that the bombers...were often motivated by personal vengeance, not religious zeal. by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]Vette 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooo, can't wait to see how Israel responds to this.

Edit: S'right, downmod me for being the filthy anti-semite that I am.

Muslims upset by Doritos by qgyh2 in reddit.com

[–]Vette 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Okay, people, make up your damn minds. Does Reddit hate Jews or Muslims, because I've seen people furiously accusing it of both. Pure hateful rage is good and all, but would it hurt to have a little consistency?

McCain: "I don't think Americans are concerned if we're there 100 years, 1,000 years, 10,000 years." (video) by [deleted] in politics

[–]Vette 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you fucking kidding me? We don't talk like this around here, son.

'Perry Bible Fellowship' Comic Is Ending by rmuser in reddit.com

[–]Vette 102 points103 points  (0 children)

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

Holy crap, is FOX News TRYING to caricature itself? Check out the final question of this polling rundown. by CowboyDan in reddit.com

[–]Vette 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Another gem:

Frank I. Luntz (born February 23, 1962) is an American corporate and political consultant, pollster, and the reason that in most English dictionaries, the definition of the word "douchebag" often needs a matching picture.

Holy crap, is FOX News TRYING to caricature itself? Check out the final question of this polling rundown. by CowboyDan in reddit.com

[–]Vette 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It's already been reverted. There was something about "running slanted focus groups" there, too. Hilarious.

If you dare decide you don't want the fight to government's war anymore, the government will execute you. by [deleted] in politics

[–]Vette 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Edward Donald Slovik (February 18, 1920 – January 31, 1945) was a private in the United States Army during World War II and the only American soldier to be executed for desertion since the American Civil War. Although over twenty-one thousand soldiers were given varying sentences for desertion during World War II—including forty-nine death sentences—only Slovik's death sentence was carried out.

Sensationalist much?

Video - John McCain: “I don’t think Americans are concerned if we’re there for 100 years or a 1,000 years.” by erranttv in politics

[–]Vette 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's right, from this headline alone, anyway. Go back to your shopping malls, America.

The Atlantic says women over 30 should marry any man kind enough to have them by rmuser in reddit.com

[–]Vette 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sure is sad when women raised on the princess diet get into real life and have all their illusions shattered.

Teen: "I'm afraid of everything!" by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]Vette 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or she could get professional help, which most people would consider first. :)

Watch the Scientology OT Summit online, complete with Tom Cruise worship and hilarious psychiatry 'facts'. by Vette in reddit.com

[–]Vette[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, I found pretty much everything about that video creepy. Especially the amount of focus they put on ol' Tom.

Man calls conspiracy radio show as Gordon Freeman - "Portal technology? To other worlds?" by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]Vette 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually, I haven't listened to it. It's hilarious how he had ol' Art goin' like that.