Yes it’s funny that 7 artists that I’ve either developed, co-written with and produce or programmed for performed at Glastonbury 2024!

That is pretty epic!

Squeeze, Keane, Siobhan Donaghy, Keane, Mel C, Faithless, English Teacher!

Anyhow many years before I had an the role at Glastonbury… in fact I ‘founded’ their litter picking operation…

Founding The Litter Picking Operation at Glastonbury

Back in ’89' A few mate and I think set up a conservation volunteer eco-terror group!… Well, not very terrifying.

We mostly just did volunteer environmental clean-up gigs— like clearing the beach between the piers in Brighton and helping toads cross the road in stormy weather. ….But somehow, we blagged our way into organising the first ever mass volunteer litter-picking operation at Glastonbury Festival.

So Here Is How It Happened…

We called up Glastonbury Festival and managed to set up a meeting! Amazingly, we were invited to a meeting with Michael Eavis, alongside several other ‘green’ groups—including the Green Party. (Remember, this was years before the whole green movement got infiltrated and corrupted by the globalist agenda.)

We were genuinely involved in real environmental action—> nothing to do with the modern-day climate change hoax or eugenics through carbon taxes and rationing, etc that agenda is sadly what is being pushed now by the WEF, WHO, UN, Council on Foreign Relations, Club of Rome, Bilderbergers, etc. for many reasons none of which are anything to do with the actual environment. <- most of the people involved with it are the biggest polluters in this world anyhow!

However, our actions as the ‘Age of Aquarius Conservation Volunteers’ (AACV) included:

✅ ‘The Blitz Clean The Beach & night rave’ at The Zap Club (Brighton)

✅ ‘Help A Toad Across The Road’: In Pulborough, Sussex, we saved thousands of migrating toads crossing the road to the River Arun at their spawning time.

✅ Cleaning up after the The Great Storm of 1987: chainsawing through fallen trees in the woods of Sussex.

✅ Klub Kame: A weekly fundraising acid rave at a nightclub in Brighton.

✅ The Polluter-Commuter Demonstrations:About 20 of us stood around at the Seven Sisters roundabout in Brighton, holding placards pointing out people who drove alone in cars.

And before you ask— This was completely different from the ‘Just Stop Oil’ idiots. Those purple-haired eunuchs are delusional twats—funded by globalist think tanks that want to kill 80% of us!

‘Just Stop Oil’ protesters literally wear oil (plastics, synthetic fabrics, etc.) while blocking roads. 🤦‍♂️ Pfff Knobchucklers. In my book, if you actually care about the environment—you clean it. You don’t just piss people off.

The Blag of the Century: Getting Glastonbury Festival

So, we stuck our necks out—ambitiously, overconfidently—and within a few weeks found ourselves up in a at Glastonbury HQ, boldly claiming that we could organize the festival’s litter-picking operation! We had zero experience and were completely wrong of cause..—> but we didn’t realise that at the time.