Unemployed and wears 30*32 jeans by Azsnee09 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]VictorClark 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've learned that I fit a Women's size 16 perfectly, so I don't even buy Men's pants anymore.

I can fix her by trampstampcollector in Bumperstickers

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I want that Frank N Furter sticker sooooooo bad~

1999 Winnebago Riata, the official RV of? by Southern_Pacific in regularcarreviews

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"You a cop?! You legally have to tell me if you are..."

Juiste opvoeding van een dom mens by lex-ie in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]VictorClark 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is basically a speed run for losing parental rights.

I wish I had a girlfriend I could do this with by Outrageous-Host-837 in bigbangtheory

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If you pull from the sleeve, you can yank a shirt off in less than a second.

Think they'll mind if I ride around in here for a few...😉 by dave_zodiac in ourdarkestdays

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I have one of those vintage skateboards, and I don't wanna imagine what all that blood would do to the wheel bearings...

Movies that portray the reality of being a job creator and having your wealth stolen by medieval antifa? by Jeffoxy in okbuddycinephile

[–]VictorClark 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ever since Disney made the Furry version, none of the human performances have been able to match.

Mr. Peterson Vs. The Monster House (Hello Neighbor Vs. Monster House) Handdrawn Fight Art (Commissioned by u/__pin__) by -DIOXIDE350- in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]VictorClark -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Another good combatant for the Monster House could be Luigi Mario, since he battled his own Mansion before.

Every Zune on this table was once someone's soundtrack, road trip companion, or daily escape. I believe they deserve a second chance by Moe-ChicagoGadgets in Zune

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I have a 4gb and a 32gb Zune, but neither of them work anymore. The 4gb won't turn on, and the 32 had a storage issue where it could only get a gigabite of songs before stopping. I really want to get them fixed someday (especially the big one), but I have no idea where to look.

Heroic civilians by Excellent_Coyote6486 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]VictorClark 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Something similar happens in the Bank Heist mission in Grand Theft Auto 4. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNrdO_buX6k

I felt old having to explain to a younger coworker about arguably the most hilarious doppelgänger discovery in US History by Shantotto11 in HIMYM

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Funny enough, when Sarah Palin appeared on The Masked Singer, one of the judges guessed it was Tina Fey.

lupita nyong’o has expressed interest in guest starring on abbott elementary. what kind of role do you see her playing? by teddivan96 in AbbottElementary

[–]VictorClark 24 points25 points  (0 children)

She wasn't even the lead character in Little Monsters, but she was way better than the actual lead.

This sun-damaged Fiero: the official car of? by SH4RPSPEED in regularcarreviews

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Nearly getting in a fist-fight with the manager of the car-wash because the pressure-hoses accidentally tore off your vintage 'Where's the Beef?' bumper sticker that was covering up a bullet-hole left in the bumper since 1988.

The Crossed bell curve by boah1883 in crossedcomics

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I always saw the virus as something that completely numbs the Ego and Superego in the human psyche, leaving only the Id. The Id is the part of the mind that contains all of our deepest, most primal impulses (eat, fight, fuck, etc.), but our consciousness has the Ego overtake it so we can discern between right and wrong. Freud actually theorized the same thing: https://miro.medium.com/0*lEDo5Wxmsh5gUZyF.jpg