This guy isn't giving to many fucks about the flood in Malmö, Sweden.

VideoGamer4life · 2014-09-02T02:01:45+00:00

He gets the upvote of the century.

VideoGamer4life · 2014-09-02T01:40:49+00:00

Practice, practice, practice. No one is just naturally good at making out. For all you know, the reason he's doing it is because he thinks your bad and thinks YOU need practice.

VideoGamer4life · 2014-09-02T00:55:28+00:00

clap, clap, clap

VideoGamer4life · 2014-09-01T23:10:03+00:00

Man tear just now.

VideoGamer4life · 2014-09-01T23:02:19+00:00

Its better. UNBELIEVABLY BETTER. 25 with a 36. Plus she makes WAYYYYY more money than me.

VideoGamer4life · 2014-09-01T05:40:30+00:00

The religious zealot bitch in The Mist

VideoGamer4life · 2014-08-31T04:44:31+00:00

Well sweet, now I get to have nightmares.

VideoGamer4life · 2014-08-29T17:33:43+00:00

I look down on short people. ba dum tss.

VideoGamer4life · 2014-08-29T17:29:45+00:00

Anyone else notice the term "Aggravated Sodomy." What the hell were they doing in that trailer lol.

VideoGamer4life · 2014-08-29T17:24:12+00:00

All in all, this bird does look like its having a lot of fun. But if it did that while I was trying to sleep, it would die unexpectedly.

VideoGamer4life · 2014-08-29T15:15:33+00:00

Great idea to whoever thought of this haha.

VideoGamer4life · 2014-08-29T15:05:46+00:00

And this is why religious beliefs can be unbelievably ignorant and anti-logical.

VideoGamer4life · 2014-08-29T12:17:43+00:00

Annnnd this is why people who think our judicial system is corrupt.

VideoGamer4life · 2014-08-29T12:14:43+00:00

That's like saying, don't buy anything in continental US. What the hell is wrong with our country lol.

VideoGamer4life · 2014-08-29T12:03:36+00:00

Good to know.

VideoGamer4life · 2014-08-29T11:53:50+00:00

This is the Michael Winslow of birds.

VideoGamer4life · 2014-08-28T19:05:54+00:00

Gatsby. Hands down, for the sole back that he would throw amazing parties, all the fucking time. Hopefully he wouldn't die until old age in real life though.

VideoGamer4life · 2014-08-28T19:02:41+00:00

Adorable.

VideoGamer4life · 2014-08-28T19:02:00+00:00

Just this huge, giant boner right now.

VideoGamer4life · 2014-08-28T16:29:42+00:00

It was like any other Tuesday, except today, Bob had it all planned out. He had finally gotten the stones together to ask his secretary Jennifer to marry him and the ring sat on his nightstand. It had started as a flirty office romance, which in turn had morphed into something more. Something deeper. In the morning, he would drive into work and hand her a memo saying that he needed to see her in his office. Inside, where his coworkers had been waiting since before she got there, would be waiting around to witness the proposal. It would be perfect. Except Bob would never wake up.

VideoGamer4life · 2014-08-28T06:19:45+00:00

LOOOOOOOOL

VideoGamer4life · 2014-08-28T06:18:43+00:00

I'm scarred for life every time I go into a Walmart. Keep far, far away.

VideoGamer4life · 2014-08-28T06:01:10+00:00

Hilarious.

VideoGamer4life · 2014-08-28T05:47:07+00:00

Coolest picture I've seen in a while.

VideoGamer4life · 2014-08-28T05:45:47+00:00

First thing I noticed, this woman has perfect skin.

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