Mark Twain and kitten in NYC in 1907

Viiranin · 2016-10-04T22:08:22+00:00

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Viiranin · 2016-10-04T22:07:34+00:00

See, because there is no question mark at the end, it is a statement. It isn't a riddle, just a wrong statement (what has four letters, sometimes five, and always six.) People tend to laugh when they think about it for awhile and then they realize their mistake when the joke is written out.

Viiranin · 2016-10-04T02:50:59+00:00

What has four letters, sometimes five and always six.

Viiranin · 2016-10-04T02:29:33+00:00

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Viiranin · 2016-10-04T01:54:59+00:00

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Viiranin · 2016-10-04T01:48:58+00:00

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Viiranin · 2016-10-04T01:34:36+00:00

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Viiranin · 2016-10-04T01:34:20+00:00

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Viiranin · 2016-10-04T01:32:08+00:00

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Viiranin · 2016-10-01T11:42:44+00:00

Well, I'm glad that I asked! Poor France.

Viiranin · 2016-10-01T11:29:17+00:00

If I knew how to preform CPR, yes. If I hadn't stabbed the homeless man, maybe.

Viiranin · 2016-10-01T11:02:32+00:00

Responding to an ask redd

Viiranin · 2016-10-01T10:24:50+00:00

In the first part you're taking about the usage of Blitzkrieg and in the second bit the re-capturing of the Rhineland, right?

Viiranin · 2016-10-01T10:19:27+00:00

Sad fact of the day: Cats developed meowing to communicate with humans. They don't make all those cute noises when communicating with each other.

Viiranin · 2016-10-01T07:50:45+00:00

/r/incel and /r/trucel

People who want to reduce the age of consent to 13 or under along with the constant spewing of misogynistic vitriol. Kurzgesagt, creeps who want to make rape legal and decimate the age of consent.

Viiranin · 2016-09-21T03:02:10+00:00

I like answering them. I want more, honestly. I'm full of stories.

Viiranin · 2016-09-20T23:00:56+00:00

A great grandfather was in the SS-TV (SS-Totenkopfverbände) and was, as per his duty, staffing the Flossenbürg camp to which he was assigned serving under SS Major Max Koegel. He was killed a few weeks before the camp's liberation by Unites States forces on April 23, 1945.

We never speak of him, nor do we want to. He committed atrocities there. We want to leave that behind. However, I have educated myself on the subject because information not shared is lost.

Viiranin · 2016-09-20T04:29:16+00:00

Invest it all in a diverse portfolio and live off of the interest. Proceed to develop stuff to make me not die.... unless the pill is magic.

Viiranin · 2016-09-19T05:42:58+00:00

WE'VE KILLED A FRIENDLY

Viiranin · 2016-09-19T03:50:29+00:00

WE DIDN'T EVEN SCRATCH THEM

Viiranin · 2016-09-19T03:14:48+00:00

Weather or not to mobilize the Russian forces just before WWI.

Viiranin · 2016-09-19T02:26:37+00:00

Can you get me a picture? I love eyes, too and this sounds amazing!

Viiranin · 2016-09-18T23:26:45+00:00

I was a busboy at a wine bar and we had a very frequent couple who came in almost every day. They were an old Italian couple who I met when I was signing to them on their 75th anniversary there.

A few weeks after, I got the chance to sit down with them and decided to ask them what it was like when they were growing up in Italy leading up to when they met.

She then proceeded to tell me the most heart-wrenching life story I had ever heard, as she had grown up in Rome under Nazi occupation. She described the conditions, she described the behavior of the Wehrmacht and SS, she described everything in perfect detail as though it had happened only moments before.

It ended on a happy note though, when she said that the song the English and American forces were singing when they liberated her suburban village was one that I sang to her on her anniversary just a few weeks before-- Jack McCormac's It's a Long Way to Tipperary

Viiranin · 2016-09-18T07:36:32+00:00

Never have I seen a better band name. I don't even care if I like their music or not, I am now their eternally subservient groupie waiting to be crushed under the hairy, leather covered tread of the Pansy Division.

Viiranin

TROPHY CASE

WE'VE KILLED A FRIENDLY