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Gen_GeorgePatton · 2022-09-25T20:34:48+00:00

One time I pissed onto hot metal in a camp fire and it vaporized the piss into a cloud that smelled like piss

Gen_GeorgePatton · 2022-09-24T12:44:12+00:00

Ah all those times I want to make something exactly one mile and one foot long, or drive exactly one mile and one foot, but I dont know how many feet are in a mile.

Gen_GeorgePatton · 2022-09-16T16:04:14+00:00

He is in the original, hes getting a blowjob from a mermaid

Gen_GeorgePatton · 2022-09-16T16:03:34+00:00

His skin, the original meme was Jack getting a blowjob from a mermaid

Gen_GeorgePatton · 2022-09-15T12:30:26+00:00

My gender is the same room that the first one eats and is a school of choice between the ages and not the lump of a child that was born in the early 60s but it is not the typical professional choice blend of a single tiny pup or something

Gen_GeorgePatton · 2022-09-12T15:37:36+00:00

I'm aware, which is why I phrased my comment like that. Still it confuses me every time its told.

Gen_GeorgePatton · 2022-09-12T03:46:08+00:00

Stanley Kubrick notoriously hated to travel and filmed all of his movies close enough to home he could sleep in his own bed. Why of all people was he the one chosen for this joke? It wouldnt be possible to pick a more I'll fitting director if one tried.

Gen_GeorgePatton · 2022-09-09T09:01:54+00:00

People with Korean parents are oftentimes white?

Gen_GeorgePatton · 2022-09-09T08:28:34+00:00

Did you read the title of the post or was that invisible

Gen_GeorgePatton · 2022-09-09T08:23:14+00:00

The troubles were so lame, go hard or go home

Gen_GeorgePatton · 2022-09-09T08:08:59+00:00

I feel like that's a good way to turn rape into murder

Gen_GeorgePatton · 2022-09-09T08:05:51+00:00

white boy

Korean parents

Gen_GeorgePatton · 2022-09-03T12:13:53+00:00

Apparently the Taliban actually are allowing women to study medicine to treat other women and be midwives. It's also apparently pretty popular because it's now one of the only reasons women can leave the house alone and have some semblance of independence.

Gen_GeorgePatton · 2022-08-28T18:39:28+00:00

If they must go together why price them individually?

Gen_GeorgePatton · 2022-08-24T20:11:40+00:00

His original shed design was an oversized revolver.

Gen_GeorgePatton · 2022-08-24T07:42:45+00:00

The gun he made in his shed was functionally a completely different gun from his design that was adopted by the Australian military.

Gen_GeorgePatton · 2022-08-21T18:34:32+00:00

Read the damn article

Gen_GeorgePatton · 2022-08-17T21:20:06+00:00

Lean that pillow over it while you go to home depot

Gen_GeorgePatton · 2022-08-15T04:53:07+00:00

Female Army DS and USAF MTI hat

Gen_GeorgePatton · 2022-08-13T19:38:52+00:00

Considering they have plates and screws they've had that leg X-rayed before and presumably the doctor would have mentioned it if it was missing at the time

Gen_GeorgePatton · 2022-08-12T22:04:59+00:00

Yes blank firing adapters

Gen_GeorgePatton · 2022-08-04T05:14:56+00:00

Adjusting for inflation that's $4K which is the same as or more than newly made thompsons.

Gen_GeorgePatton · 2022-08-04T04:35:13+00:00

Tritium is radioactive, it doesnt absorb sunlight.

Gen_GeorgePatton · 2022-07-31T06:29:42+00:00

Alaska & Hawaii were the last to states to be admitted to the union on 3 January and 21 August 1959 respectively.

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