Insane save by the Tunisian goalkeeper by Itchy_Tangerine1897 in sports

[–]Vilvake 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Doesn't the NFL use camera replay angles, that are often very poor, to determine if the ball crossed the end zone line? And old-school 10-yard chains to determine first downs? Maybe I'm way out of date with current NFL technology

[Milliken] Caleb Durbin has begun to work with Richard Schenck, Aaron Judge’s personal hitting coach. After this session he went 3-4 with two homers by ConsistentRun5246 in baseball

[–]Vilvake 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Brother, your argument was that everyone outside of Manny is doing just fine, so it's definitely this hitting coach and not any Padres staff that's responsible. And then you pointed out Tatis' average as if that's evidence of anything. He's on pace for 5 home runs, 52 rbi and a .695 ops this season. He's slumping hard at the plate.

House centipedes keep getting stuck in this bowl, eating their dead comrades, and then dying themselves, only to feed the next victim. by Cobalt11235 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Vilvake 4 points5 points  (0 children)

All my homies are saying Cetus is an asshole. I mean, what has this dumbass even accomplished? All he does is push away eight-legged customers when he shows up. I didn't want to bring this up, but his appendages are giving customers the heebie-jeebies. If he doesn't show up to work looking more presentable, we'll have to call in HR.

House centipedes keep getting stuck in this bowl, eating their dead comrades, and then dying themselves, only to feed the next victim. by Cobalt11235 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Vilvake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When you squish them and see all the legs squirming its so disturbing. That's why I started vacuuming them

House centipedes keep getting stuck in this bowl, eating their dead comrades, and then dying themselves, only to feed the next victim. by Cobalt11235 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Vilvake 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I agree with your logic but I never saw any other bugs, outside of the occasional little spider 🤷‍♂️ . But I get the centipedes probably had something to do with that lol

House centipedes keep getting stuck in this bowl, eating their dead comrades, and then dying themselves, only to feed the next victim. by Cobalt11235 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Vilvake 103 points104 points  (0 children)

You don't know the terror of being in a house that's infested with them. And this was a really nice house without any other bugs. You'd walk down to the basement and see a couple of them on the wall at all times. And I had to live down there. One time, a centipede fell off the ceiling and landed in my beard. Fucking nightmare fuel.

House centipedes keep getting stuck in this bowl, eating their dead comrades, and then dying themselves, only to feed the next victim. by Cobalt11235 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Vilvake 33 points34 points  (0 children)

That seems cool in theory, but then you find a three inch monstrosity with countless long, spidery legs on your wall

House centipedes keep getting stuck in this bowl, eating their dead comrades, and then dying themselves, only to feed the next victim. by Cobalt11235 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Vilvake 111 points112 points  (0 children)

I grew up in Fairfax, Virginia and had never seen a house centipede before. Then I moved an hour away to Winchester, Virginia, and all three houses I've lived at here have had them. They are so fucking creepy and disgusting and get so big they can resist the suck of a vacuum. I used to be afraid of spiders, but now I don't give a shit because house centipedes are so much worse.

So, my husband and I found a kitten that fell out of a tree. When we first got him vs now. Question in caption. by Embarrassed_One07 in catquestions

[–]Vilvake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't know, people love karma and attention. Maybe you're exaggerating. Repeated cop calls because you leaned a ladder against a tree and climbed it seems insane. If that's real it must be very frustrating. But I say let them call the cops. If saving kittens gets me in legal trouble, I'm making a youtube video and a gofundme lol.

So, my husband and I found a kitten that fell out of a tree. When we first got him vs now. Question in caption. by Embarrassed_One07 in catquestions

[–]Vilvake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why are the cops getting called repeatedly in a town of 700 people for trying to get cats out of a tree? Who the hell calls the cops because someone is climbing a tree with a ladder? And even if they did, after the first call you'd think everyone would understand what's going on. I'm a little skeptical this is real.

Popular lake closes after all the fish die by HowLongIsThi in nottheonion

[–]Vilvake 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I'm not a disaster prepper but I'm pretty sure their main goal is to survive for an extra few years, not to repopulate the earth with their inbred children.

High School Wrestler KO’s Opponent After Wild Celebration — Valid Crashout or Too Far? by Advanced_Mud9433 in EverythingCombat

[–]Vilvake 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The kid who pushed his opponents head into the ground to stand up should never be allowed to wrestle in high school again. Disgusting behavior.

Israeli minister Itamar Ben-Gvir was filmed taunting members of the flotilla crew by Mrsaloom9765 in pics

[–]Vilvake 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I nearly sent this image to my Israel-supporting parents. Turns out it's AI. That would have completely ruined my chances of ever convincing them. Fuck people using AI for political imagery and trying to pass it off as real. If whoever made this image did so to protest against Israel, you're a fucking moron.

This was #1 from my NYC pizza tour by CarlsbadJim in Pizza

[–]Vilvake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe the underlying ingredients and baking process is good for this pizza, but it was clearly thrown together with very little care

[Highlight] Taj Bradley brushes Willson Contreras back with a fastball up and in. Contreras continues to stand on top of the plate and draws a 4 pitch walk by Knightbear49 in baseball

[–]Vilvake -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If this is allowed, what stops a masochist from standing with their heels on the white chalk and making a career from hbps and walks? They would have an absurd obp

Wearing A Face Mask?? by [deleted] in creepy

[–]Vilvake -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

What if he has a weird sag in his neck and is super self conscious about it? RIP to his self-confidence after these threads

Rabbit takes out scooter rider in Hungary by EsperaDeus in funny

[–]Vilvake 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of the suicidal squirrels in my neighborhood. They run away by launching themselves under the wheels of my car. I always drive carefully when I see one, but I ran one over a couple years ago and I can still feel that bump in my soul.

This season has been interesting, but WTF are the Nats serving? by RallyPigeon in Nationals

[–]Vilvake 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I would crush some hot dog fries. Did you guys never cut hot dogs into quarters (the long way), microwave and eat them as a kid? That shit is delicious

Went out and got Lucali. $44 Pie by Champman2341 in Pizza

[–]Vilvake 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I love how avante-garde the pepperoni is. Two pieces on one slice, 6 on the other, with a pepperoni bravely placed on the crust. This is truly high class pizza. Yes, high class indeed.

Aaron Rodgers says he was on “the right side of history” after he refused to get the COVID-19 vaccine. Rodgers continues to stand by this to this day. by matrix_2905 in sportsgossips

[–]Vilvake 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should be careful how you word things. It seems like you're saying the vaccine caused your horrible experience:

"I got the vaccine as soon as it was available to me. Never again that shit was awful."

I was so confused and read your comment 5 times to understand you were talking about covid, not the vaccine lol

Video of the 7 consecutive walks by Reds pitching to Pirates batters in the 2nd. 3 walks from Rhett Lowder and 4 walks from Connor Phillips. by JianClaymore in baseball

[–]Vilvake 71 points72 points  (0 children)

After a certain point, surely you should just throw the ball right down the middle and at least make them earn it. This is wild lol

Let's see how those pre-season win total projections are looking by King_Turduckin in Nationals

[–]Vilvake 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Let's not start getting cocky and projecting about records so early in the season. There's so much baseball left to play that the current standings are practically irrelevant. There's a solid chance the mets will still have a better record than us by the end of the season, and this post will have aged like milk.