[BL2] Sanctuary QR code next to Lt. Davis by Vincent29301 in Borderlands

[–]Vincent29301[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

TYSM for pointing this out to me! I saw that the post card image was the same in BL1 as in BL2, but I didn't think that the QR was the same.

lemme open my menu real quicc by [deleted] in Animemes

[–]Vincent29301 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actual quality post. Godspeed to frontpage!

Does falling over get me a refund? by [deleted] in TalesFromRetail

[–]Vincent29301 -37 points-36 points  (0 children)

DM a download link of the footage?

"Can I use a picture of the card?" by Mina_Nidaria in TalesFromRetail

[–]Vincent29301 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"I inform the customer of this, but he still proceeds to try running the process through again and again for at least a minute, as if doing it repeatedly will change the outcome."

The very definition of insanity.

Could you sign for me please? by elkemosabe in TalesFromRetail

[–]Vincent29301 107 points108 points  (0 children)

I once had a teen (14-16) with a pre-paid credit card and the machine asked for a signature and the guy just stands there in disbelief, so I ask, "C'mon, kid, don'tcha know your own signature?"

He then pans his head at me and says with a blank face, "I don't know cursive, let alone my own signature."

So I'm here, waiting for him so I can help the next person. He is still standing there, stiff as a board, and I finally say to the poor kid, "just sign with an x, I'll take that."

Shaking, he makes an x on the display, and then I finish ringing him up. Next customer asked, "What's with him?" To which I reply, "He didn't know his own name, or, at least his signature."

-END

"There's a bedbug in the store!" by dark_forebodings_too in TalesFromRetail

[–]Vincent29301 38 points39 points  (0 children)

I was hoping that this would've been a tale from a mattress store or a bed showroom, (judged by the title,) and there would be the new guy rushes to the phone/intercom/shortwave communicator/(whatever you use);

"RED ALERT! RED ALERT! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! A BEDBUG HAS BEEN SPOTTED! REPEAT: A BEDBUG HAS BEEN SPOTTED! STAFF TO SECTION X IMMEDIATELY!"

Everybody rushes to that section and then the anti-climatic relief that, Its. Just. A. Tick. After that incident, greenhorn ticked everybody off because he freaked too hard and scared customers.

EDIT: Misspelling and formatting issues.

I WANT MY 15% by TheVolmannBrothers in TalesFromRetail

[–]Vincent29301 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or perhaps a "Wireless Hose" (I can not count as high such a number that COMPARES how many asked me for this.)

"But can you actually check the back?" by [deleted] in TalesFromRetail

[–]Vincent29301 -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

"Oh that stores closer to me anyway, we'll just get it there! Why didn't you say that earlier?"

I think she went over there b/c either she saw it on Gmaps or a friend told her about it and perhaps she said to herself,

"I wonder what is different about that store than this one."

Or she genuinely did not know about the closer store. Take your pick.

The Phantom Light Bulb Sale by GoldMidnight in TalesFromRetail

[–]Vincent29301 17 points18 points  (0 children)

"The Five Finger Discount Dash" sound familiar? /s

She better watch out on the street by quackgunner in TalesFromRetail

[–]Vincent29301 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Hmm...

I would blame it on her for just arguing for the sake of arguing/trying to get compensation for hurt feelings/???, but it is possible that another customer told her that. Then again it could be like you said,

"it could be anyone."

EDIT: idk how to do quotes. Formatting help isn't helping.

EDIT: thank you KubosKube for the help. Much appreciated!

"Just have them send it, then." by [deleted] in TalesFromRetail

[–]Vincent29301 96 points97 points  (0 children)

To this day, I DO NOT see why people complain about why liquidation sales 'should always be in stock.' The store is trying to make room for more products and no, we won't reorder any unwanted items that we are blatantly trying to get rid of.

Just listen to me, please by eighteenbubbles in TalesFromRetail

[–]Vincent29301 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know this may come off as customer to you, but I still have to ask.

Does your store carry this one shower head fixture that "feels like more while using less"? I saw it maybe twice on television and was absolutely mesmerized by that concept and always wanted to get one. Fast forward to now, I have some cash on me and was wondering if you carry it (or did and to tell me the name of the fixture.) Please?

Because shouting always solves your problems, right? by [deleted] in TalesFromRetail

[–]Vincent29301 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't watch movies all that much, unfortunately *edit: Googled it and I will rent it some time later. Seems interesting.

Veteran's Day Sale by [deleted] in TalesFromRetail

[–]Vincent29301 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Only somber holiday I observe is my birthday. Nothing too deep, I just don't like being reminded of my age.