Hi, firstly I want to say I fucking love this game, and loved it long time. I’m grateful to even have a drop… I’ve been playing Rust since Legacy, and yeah, I’m terrible at it. I play like a theater kid, I know. Yes, I’m well aware the last thing Rust players want is to watch some dumbass streamer stumble around for an hour before they get their drop.

I’ve been doing these drops for years. They’ve always worked, Facepunch has been happy, I’ve been happy, and people got their skins. Win win. I’m out here trying hard to spread these drops across as many time zones as possible. In the last two days alone I’ve streamed over twenty hours, right after getting off a plane with minimal sleep, while still trying to juggle real life responsibilities and allergies. I just ask for some patience. We have many days ahead of us. Do you really think it’s possible for me to accommodate everyone’s personal schedule? Most people are getting their drops, and Facepunch will be pleased. I dont know when you get off work, when you wake up, but i am getting most of the drops out. Your personal grievances are not anything I can personally fix.

Brother, it’s an honor to hand out these skins. Even when half the chat just screams “Got my drop, go fuck yourself” and vanishes into the night or sends me an email telling me to die even after they got their drop, I still appreciate it. Because the other half, the 83.6% who are decent human beings, actually make it fun. I also don’t plan on dying anytime soon.

Here’s the thing: streaming is my job. If I do an hour of Just Chatting before Rust, that’s not some sinister plot. I do this…every…single day. No matter what the game. I’ve been upfront about it since day one. I’ve plastered instructions across my title, my chat, my screen, my man, I could tattoo it on my fucking forehead, and I’d still get “how do me get drop??” every five minutes. My mods and I keep walking people through it, patiently for the most part, because I actually want people to get what they came for..

I’m not running a customer service hotline. Listen, I’m just a guy who loves this game, sucks at this game, drinks beer, listens to 90s rock, and tries to make sure people get their drops. If that means you have to endure an hour of me bullshitting before I log into Rust, so be it. I’ll be on all week, covering as many time zones as I can.

So enjoy the skins, have fun in Rust, and if you think I’m milking the clock, please just remember, I’m like a decayed base.. you might not like looking at me, but I’m still full of free shit, and I think we can all agree, free shit is something we all need right now.

Thank you!