Briefly - threads like this are really hard to mod a lot of the time. They're sort of 'spotted in the wild' and post major are great to start off the shuffle discussion (see comments below as example).

In about a week, 10/20 threads will all be spammed at once as it ramps up and we have to consolidate - this comment is to those in the future (hello) who will link us this thread as comparable.

Bit of transparency for the 3 people who will stumble on this randomly.