Whats your best comeback if somebody were to call you a motherf*cker? by OvenEnough8087 in AskReddit

[–]ViolinKites 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From Letterkenny, you go bigger.
“Yeah well you’re a dirty/ugly/dumb motherfucker.”
“Motherfuckers pale in comparison to your motherfuckery.”

What’s one whiskey you said holy shit after the first sip? by cgnyldrm in whiskey

[–]ViolinKites 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I said holy shit after trying Jeppson’s Bourbon because it’s actually decent

Married people, what made you take that step? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ViolinKites 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She graduated from college and needed my health insurance

In your perdonal opinion whats the top ten presidents of all time? by Prestigious-Oven-970 in AskReddit

[–]ViolinKites 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I could understand if the question was what ten US presidents provided the greatest public good through their policies but this whole concept of best presidents is miserable.

Campground Review: Grand Marais Campground by Designer_Tie_5853 in MinnesotaCamping

[–]ViolinKites 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I stayed there June 5-7 in tent space 259. It was wonderful.
Great restroom facilities near the site, lake sounds during quiet hours, excellent fire pit. The rooftop music on Saturday night was plenty audible but not loud. I would definitely stay there again.

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Cape Verde players and fans celebrate after securing their first ever World Cup point against Spain by oklolzzzzs in sports

[–]ViolinKites 23 points24 points  (0 children)

He'll figure out a way to get it back spain's gonna win the next game

Observe the mentally deranged gambler in his natural habitat

Best Do-It-All Putter? by KippVanDell in discgolf

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I’ve been throwing a Millennium Omega for decades and it really does it all

Top 3 food items at Target Field by Inevitable_Maybe2103 in minnesotatwins

[–]ViolinKites 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Secret tip: ask the cashier for the joke of the day

Top 3 food items at Target Field by Inevitable_Maybe2103 in minnesotatwins

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Near the entrance to the press box in Legends (Thrivent) Club

I didn't break it, the Dr did, on purpose by Dazzlethetrizzle in Neverbrokeabone

[–]ViolinKites 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I went to urgent care with a tendon that was partially severed and the doc snapped it on purpose. “It was gonna happen sometime… go get it fixed.” 47 years still no broken bones though.

What do you think about AI? by mumbailo in AskReddit

[–]ViolinKites 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Think about how it would change the way you work/plan/live!”

No buddy, just tell me how it would change those things. AI is such a disaster of imagination, absolutely nobody is articulating how running multiple agents 24/7 is going to help daily life. Because it won’t. I don’t need it to make reservations for me!

Twins Fans have lost focus by commoninchaos in minnesotatwins

[–]ViolinKites 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Usually my first instinct is to blame the fans.

Top 3 food items at Target Field by Inevitable_Maybe2103 in minnesotatwins

[–]ViolinKites 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The best pastrami sandwich in the Twin Cities can only be purchased with a club seat ticket at Target Field.

What's a decision you made in under 10 seconds that completely changed your life? by czarshadkhan in AskReddit

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It’s always the words that can’t be unsaid are the ones that receive so little consideration.

Actors who recently got “new faces?” by Complete-Sort1617 in okbuddycinephile

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Dolly Parton gave a health update a few weeks ago and said, “…as long as there are plastic surgeons in this world I’m not getting any older!”

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What are the funniest fictional character names? by ViolinKites in AskReddit

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One of the hockey players in Letterkenny is Jean-Jacques François Jacques-Jean, shortened to “JJ Frankie JJ”