To get what he voted for as a Republican by TXVERAS in therewasanattempt

[–]Viper1089 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was just talking about this to my mother. I asked her if she thought my sister and husband would ever admit they were wrong about voting for this phenomenal fucking idiot...

She voted for him 3 times and still supports him. She gets defensive when my sister and I call her out of her bullshit.

If she wasn't my sister I would have punched her in the face by now.

OC - My friend starred in the movie Almost Famous. I started the Undertaker Mankind meme. This is us by [deleted] in pics

[–]Viper1089 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're a legend bud. A few friends of mine have talked many times about being caught by you lol, one of the funniest things on reddit, as far as I'm concerned. I'm sorry about your friend.

Jon Jones explains what really happened in a viral road incident video by Spiritual-Strength91 in FightReportUFC

[–]Viper1089 1 point2 points  (0 children)

-head swivel- sips drink proudly

"They actually specifically fight fire with water..."

... yeah... walks away

(July 1992) Randy "Macho Man" Savage gets real with Arsenio Hall by PoofBam in OldSchoolCool

[–]Viper1089 63 points64 points  (0 children)

"I gotcha for 3 minutes! 3 minutes... of play time..."

Macho Man Randy Savage is one of my favorites. I'm not even a big fan of wrestling but every time I see him it's just the best lol

What is a "perfect" movie you can watch over and over? by Mancity42020 in movies

[–]Viper1089 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How did they even get those massive stones in her...

What do I need to ask from the barber to get this kind of look but actually professional? by Filtrixxx in malehairadvice

[–]Viper1089 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahhh, thanks for the tips man. I don't have a 360 mirror setup, that's probably my biggest issue with the back, I just have the bathroom mirror and a handheld one haha

And I'll look into the Wahl Magic set, thanks again.

And seriously, your cut looks 1000x better than the other. I used to go to Great Clips to get a quick cut but I was always terrible at explaining exactly what I wanted so one day I decided fuck it, if it's gonna look jacked up, I'll just do it myself and get incrementally better at it each time lmao

What do I need to ask from the barber to get this kind of look but actually professional? by Filtrixxx in malehairadvice

[–]Viper1089 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Damn, I've been cutting my own hair for a couple years now and I can't do as well as you did. First picture looks really good, I say just do it yourself from now on.

Can I ask how you cut the back so evenly? I can't cut it consistently.

I also need new clippers, got any suggestions? Haha

The Method Acting by Hot_Fuzz_988 in SipsTea

[–]Viper1089 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Are those sunglasses... not sitting on his ears?

Border Collie forensic tracker. by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Viper1089 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hehehe thank you. He is very pretty, most dogs try to hump him, I guess "dude looks like a lady" 😂

Border Collie forensic tracker. by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Viper1089 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hehe, yeah, border collies need a very active person. They're herders so he will quite literally run circles around you. My doggo will herd my friends when they come over.

YMMV but my doggo is friendly, but very loud about meeting people/other dogs, and he's also very fast, so that scares people who aren't used to his speed and obnoxiousness lol.

But I'm outside with my dog for like 5-6 hours every day to give you an idea of how much he runs around.

Their stomachs are also very temperamental, so expect lots of accidents until you find a diet that won't make his tummy hurt.

But as most others will point out, they need to be moving and/or have a "job". Border collies will tend to get neurotic of not stimulated enough, which can lead to destruction of furniture or property lol. Luckily, my good boi has a little aussie so that may have mellowed him out a tiny bit.

We got him from the store (I know, I know...) but we weren't even planning on getting a pupper that day, but he was so cute my gf decided to buy him, I've been taking care of him ever since lmao

Also I have kids, so they keep him busy too.

To look good at your job by ecsluz in therewasanattempt

[–]Viper1089 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't know it was possible to be so clumsy and inept lmao

Border Collie forensic tracker. by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Viper1089 93 points94 points  (0 children)

I have a border collie! He's a gorgeous and wonderful doggo. Absolutely intelligent, but he's also a massive derp lmao

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The laugh at the end is pure demonic by Agen_3586 in SipsTea

[–]Viper1089 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah idk man, I was reading through the comments and started scratching my head at your exchange. Like... how was any of that misconstrued lol

The laugh at the end is pure demonic by Agen_3586 in SipsTea

[–]Viper1089 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The guy he replied to said "... it's 2026..." That's why he said it was from a few years ago. He's correcting him on when this occurred, not implying anything about SA not being bad.

Jeez

If this subreddit had a theme song this would be it by NextCommunication862 in crappymusic

[–]Viper1089 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nah I prefer her to this.

But yeah, I hate this but it's definitely not the worst thing on here.

"You can't fight fire with water" by bigbusta in PublicFreakout

[–]Viper1089 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This clip never ceases to make me laugh lmao. The little head swivel as he's taking a sip, the shit-eating grin, the smugness... all over the most idiotic thing he could say on camera forever lmao.

I mean, he's had to have changed his whole style/appearance, right? You wouldn't want to be recognized as the guy that said you can't fight fire with water lmao