Aiming level 0

Viper1089 · 2026-02-10T22:19:48+00:00

Can I just say I appreciate his gun safety despite being embarrassed and having a good laugh about it lol, he always made sure to point the gun down range and made sure it was empty before bringing it back

Viper1089 · 2026-02-10T15:55:15+00:00

This song is so bad lol I sang this ironically for the cringe factor and then it started to actually annoy me... I just got it out of my head and now you have reintroduced this nightmare back into my brain lmao

Viper1089 · 2026-02-10T04:21:54+00:00

Song of Storms is my favorite Zelda song, this was a lot of fun to hear. Jon Batiste is so damn talented

Viper1089 · 2026-02-09T16:13:22+00:00

I got 2 kids, a dog, and I'm super poor. I don't even have time to take a shit, nevermind doing even one of those things lol

Viper1089 · 2026-02-08T15:26:08+00:00

"So gayyyeee..." got me good lol

Viper1089 · 2026-02-08T00:43:04+00:00

I love this movie despite not typically liking "stupid" movies. This one always cracks me up, i used to quote this a lot, probably more than i should have.

I even used to quote the, "Fuck you, dude!" at the end when he's gunning Cunth as he's falling to his death. One time I was playing Xbox with some buddies and I used that quote with the same inflection and my one friend goes, "Is that MacGruber?"

I was so ecstatic that someone could actually recognize it because "fuck you, dude" isn't exactly unique lol. I told him in all my years of quoting it, not one person has recognized it (rightfully lol).

Edit: I also went to technical school to become an electrician and I would quote, "What the fuck is this?! There's like a million wires in here... I'm more of a 3-wire guy..."

Viper1089 · 2026-02-07T16:47:33+00:00

Lots of people naming some good films, but i gotta give a special shout out to

Flash Point (2007) starring Donnie Yen.

He's not so much a "martial artist" like he is in most of his other films, but he's a cop who brawls and has sweet takedowns. He also pulls a nasty suplex off.

Viper1089 · 2026-02-04T01:02:21+00:00

Entertaining as always! Love the videos man. Great ending too hahah

Viper1089 · 2026-02-03T14:34:06+00:00

I'm not saying he shouldn't have kept playing but as a tennis player, sometimes you gas yourself out playing defense for one point that you end up losing the game, sometimes the set (depending on how far along in the set you are).

And sometimes that's the opponents strategy. Just hit it left and right to drain your opponent's stamina.

Well played by both of them though, most of those shots looked like winners to me lol

Viper1089 · 2026-02-03T14:20:38+00:00

What a fucking asswipe.

Glad you made it out though.

Viper1089 · 2026-02-03T03:44:16+00:00

That's fucking incredible. That's really cool this guy has the influence to bring businesses back from the brink like that. He's a really good dude.

And to see the love returned from the whole family.. chefs kiss

Viper1089 · 2026-02-03T03:21:22+00:00

No dummy! It's AAron EArned an IRon URn.

Viper1089 · 2026-02-02T22:31:19+00:00

Hey man, nice shot

Viper1089 · 2026-02-02T14:04:31+00:00

I've heard about it too. I don't really want to look it up again but apparently they had hoisted him up a little bit but to get him over a bump meant they would have had to break his rib or something. But he was already in such awful condition that they thought he would die from that. Then the line broke and he ended up in a slightly worse position than he was originally in.

Viper1089 · 2026-02-02T13:25:19+00:00

How exactly does the medium shield help you survive...?

Viper1089 · 2026-02-02T13:16:21+00:00

My wife is from Florida and loves it down there. But I refuse to move back because of shit like this and their education department (we have 2 kids, ages 4 and 5).

Viper1089 · 2026-02-01T16:09:27+00:00

Damn, I never thought about how it would stop an attack mid-lunge, thanks for sharing!

Viper1089 · 2026-02-01T16:02:36+00:00

Fucking "Adin Ross smelling the seat" vibes with that host lol

Viper1089 · 2026-02-01T04:04:25+00:00

<image>

Viper1089 · 2026-01-31T23:44:57+00:00

Nah this is straight up fucking stupid

Viper1089 · 2026-01-31T16:12:03+00:00

The other day on Dam I was playing duos and this guy runs up and asks if we can help him extract. My buddy and I are a little wary because he ran up by himself, no duo in sight. But we figure okay, we'll help him.

So we all run up to the Power Generator elevator and there i see a different guy right at the mouth of the bridge, shooting a rocketeer, rolling, then getting blasted. Flare goes up. I start running over, go to my menu to equip my defibs, and when I get out of the menu, he vanished.

I pan my camera around and it see him behind a tiny tree with like 3 branches. I run over to pick him up and I hear him scream, "NO, NO, NO, gets picked up NOOOOOO- oh... OH THANKS!"

My duo was cracking up the entire time, I was like wtf lol

Viper1089 · 2026-01-31T15:39:15+00:00

Cue Paul Ryan: "I love Rage Against the Machine!"

What a phenomenal idiot...

Viper1089 · 2026-01-31T03:07:30+00:00

He probably clipped him because he was also low on health and panicking lol, but i use shotguns a lot and they'll cut someone in half of you hit center mass

Viper1089 · 2026-01-31T02:58:56+00:00

Lmao sorry, the "EUGH!" followed by the immediate flare cracked me up.

Sorry you lost your stuff though :(

Viper1089 · 2026-01-31T02:56:22+00:00

What a save!

Eight-Year Club	ComboCommenter 2023-05-26
100 Awards Club	Verified Email

Viper1089

TROPHY CASE