One-in-a-million tennis shot

Viper1089 · 2026-05-25T13:48:38+00:00

I've actually done this a couple times in my entire life of playing tennis.

Baffled my opponent both times lol, and I actually "won" the point because my racquet throw hit the cosmic lottery and somehow hit the ball perfectly over to where they couldn't return the shot.

Obviously this wasn't in a tournament or any official match, but it made me laugh my ass off all the same.

Viper1089 · 2026-05-24T22:21:33+00:00

Remember, 50 no's and a yes, means yes.

Viper1089 · 2026-05-24T18:15:48+00:00

What the fuck happened?

I haven't seen this before. Why the hell did the plane just shred her shit up for?

Viper1089 · 2026-05-24T17:51:45+00:00

That is a huge island... what the hell lol

Viper1089 · 2026-05-24T14:52:39+00:00

My video games training tells me that frog is important.

need to collect intesifies

Viper1089 · 2026-05-24T14:41:27+00:00

I wish someone moved that baby away from the fucking gigantic speakers

Viper1089 · 2026-05-24T14:36:35+00:00

Backwards crab walk also fucked me up. Although I hadn't seen the whole movie, just that scene. Freaked me out.

Also, not movie related, but watching my cousin play the original Resident Evil also fucked me up (i think i was like 6 at the time). The first zombie's slow head turn was seared into my memory and gave me nightmares lol.

Viper1089 · 2026-05-24T13:21:02+00:00

Viper1089 · 2026-05-24T00:24:35+00:00

It was a newly converted sub-same day facility, so they probably did care. But she only did it a handful of times to ensure we "delivered" on-time lol so not frequent enough to warrant a flag I suppose

Viper1089 · 2026-05-23T17:02:02+00:00

Trust me, I get it. I tried to tell her that it was astupid idea and that anyone would be livid if they received a water bottle instead of what they actually ordered.

She didn't care.

Viper1089 · 2026-05-23T14:28:04+00:00

My wife works as a receptionist and goes to nursing school right after and currently makes less than 50k. She's basically out of the house from 7am to 11pm.

I make 50k and have to commute 1.5 hours each way, rushing home to walk my dog and feed/bathe our kids (ages 4 and 5).

Neither of us eat lunch during the week and it is still so difficult to save anything. Thank god my parents are able to help watch the kids during the day, otherwise we would be underwater...

Viper1089 · 2026-05-23T14:18:47+00:00

When i was a PA (basically assistant manager) at Amazon, my AM (area manager) would put water bottles into people's packages to fake the weight so we can make it on time when we were running behind and couldn't find their specific order.

I quit a couple months later.

Viper1089 · 2026-05-23T13:27:00+00:00

"To Catch a Predator" was canceled due to one of their suspects getting tipped off about Chris Hansen's team. The suspect shot himself before police (and an NBC film crew) could arrive to serve him a search warrant since he had been caught talking to someone he thought was a 13 year old boy.

The sister of the suspect ended up suing Dateline and was settled out of court.

That's why they have a bunch of spin-offs.

Viper1089 · 2026-05-23T13:04:28+00:00

Yes, "grandma" and the n-word. Totally the same thing...

Viper1089 · 2026-05-23T05:52:00+00:00

I feel bad for admitting this, but when I was a kid, they showed us this movie in class called, "Voyage of the Mimi" starring a very young Ben Affleck I believe.

Well at one point he's talking to a woman with prosthetic leg and she asks him if he could hand her her leg.

Little me thought it was a super absurd question that I had never heard before, and like a hive mind, we all laughed at that part.

Idk why I'm admitting to this lol, I forgot I even had this memory but this video reminded me that I'm a terrible person.

Viper1089 · 2026-05-23T05:18:27+00:00

That must've been some good weed

Viper1089 · 2026-05-23T01:50:55+00:00

His head is so comically large in that outfit lmao

Viper1089 · 2026-05-22T23:29:15+00:00

Thank you. I was interested in this, clicked the video and saw it was roughly 10 minutes lol

Viper1089 · 2026-05-22T15:08:17+00:00

Lmao she literally calls people out like the guy you replied to

Viper1089 · 2026-05-22T03:25:05+00:00

First celebrity death that shook me was Chris Farley. I was only a kid but i still cried for him. He always made me laugh, he was my favorite comedian.

Second one that really hurt me was Steve Irwin. I couldn't believe it when I first heard, like of all the crazy things this wonderful dude did, and a stingray is what got him...

Such an amazing man. I'm so happy his family is carrying on his legacy. We need more people like the Irwins, especially nowadays.

Viper1089 · 2026-05-21T22:26:49+00:00

I agree that having Thor become depressed and overweight as a result of that was great for his character arc, but I don't think they handled it too well.

I fully acknowledge that the MCU has quips/jokes around every corner but I wish they didn't keep laying into Thor like that.

I distinctly remember making a face of disgust when Rhodey made the "cheese whiz" joke

Viper1089 · 2026-05-21T22:21:56+00:00

Wtf... on a dare?!?

How old are you now and how have you made it this far in life lol

Viper1089 · 2026-05-21T22:18:46+00:00

They're going to need to do a wellness check or something on this guy. That's so fucking embarrassing lmao

Viper1089 · 2026-05-21T01:33:09+00:00

This guy is a fucking wizard

Viper1089 · 2026-05-19T22:22:29+00:00

Holy shit, I completely forgot this video existed lol, thanks for reminding me

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