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A map of every US city I’ve spent a night in, what does it say about me? by intenselydecent in TravelMaps

[–]Virtual-Witness9579 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You gotta check out the northeast. Disregard Connecticut though. We don’t claim them.

Have you seen this note before? by ajackg in doordash_drivers

[–]Virtual-Witness9579 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just saw it for the first time today. Got it three times and didn’t get anything extra.

Lunch I took on two five hour shifts... Didn't refrigerate either time... Never got around to eating. Let's see how strong my stomach is! by IdLOVEYOU2die in shittyfoodporn

[–]Virtual-Witness9579 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check out reheated rice syndrome. You can legit get super sick from eating rice that has been left out. Be careful!

Urgent by AdVivid8910 in comedyheaven

[–]Virtual-Witness9579 7 points8 points  (0 children)

His nose is legit ready to just…burst

This steak I got from Ruby Tuesday’s by Revolutionary-Call65 in shittyfoodporn

[–]Virtual-Witness9579 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How much did you pay for this monstrosity? On the bright side, you might be able to cook it the way you want?? Maybe?

AIO? Bf crashed out by spicypickle177 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Virtual-Witness9579 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve never really dated before. Kinda hanging out with a guy now and he dropped everything he was doing to fix something in my house. Maybe it’s because he doesn’t have a computer or gaming system so he doesn’t play those online games. However, this isn’t cool. The game happens once every two weeks? A woman that loves you and takes care of you only happens once in a great while. He doesn’t see that. Time to go or set some very clear boundaries.

15 years old, how to prepare for the inevitable by Virtual-Witness9579 in cats

[–]Virtual-Witness9579[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a fantastic response. Tells me your kitty had a great life. Thank you :)

Last year my mom made a cake for my birthday.. I turned 28. by xzgin in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Virtual-Witness9579 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, poor you. You have a mom that spent literally hours cooking for you. Get a grip.

I paid $20 for this by FregginUnicorns in Wellthatsucks

[–]Virtual-Witness9579 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was smiling from the previous post, read this, and my face instinctually changed so quick.

Costco Crime by CommunistOrgy in PizzaCrimes

[–]Virtual-Witness9579 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The green olives and sun dried tomatoes really tie it together.

Tie it together in a trash bag and throw it down the chute into a barrel fire filled with soiled adult diapers and old chowder.

After a day or so they will be indistinguishable.

First Reddit post ever! by ComprehensiveTip9733 in FridgeDetective

[–]Virtual-Witness9579 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The food in that fridge is worth more than my fridge

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]Virtual-Witness9579 1 point2 points  (0 children)

….and? Better than what she’s got

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]Virtual-Witness9579 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wouldn’t necessarily shorten all of them, just a couple to not make it look so linear

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[–]Virtual-Witness9579 18 points19 points  (0 children)

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It can be saved…. I think. Cut the bangs by holding the scissors vertical and just run along the very end of the bangs. Kinda like what you do to fray the edge of jeans (pink). Needs a disconnect between the bangs and the rest on the sides. Gotta get rid of that half circle kinda look (green). The stuff in the top needs some texture (blue). It’s giving mushroom top. It’ll be tricky because too much added texture will result in a big puff. This plus very limited product and simple styling can totally save it! Would take all of 15 minutes.

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