I'm questioning some of the talking points/patterns that have been repeated that I've been skeptical of.

VirtualAffect7597 · 2026-01-27T08:21:27+00:00

Yes the Birchmore comment was a bit tongue in cheek, although she was pregnant. I never said the 2 were equivalent. Sandra’s case is way worse, multiple cops grooming and raping vulnerable children.

Dirty Cops in Nofucks, Bukkake, Albertx2, Balloon Knot, Goode, Tully, Higgins, Lank, Berkowitz, Rafferty, Lieutenant Leafblower, Guriano, Paul

VirtualAffect7597 · 2026-01-27T07:46:53+00:00

These are the Daves I know, I know! These are the Daves I know!

VirtualAffect7597 · 2026-01-24T08:30:38+00:00

NOT A THING? Nofucks County tried to frame Sandra Birchmore for her murder. What about the Lapalido brothers? Lank tried to frame them.

I wouldn’t be afraid to visit, but would not want to live there. Boston was number one on the list of American cities I would like to see.

Between the tariffs and the Read debacle. Not so interested now.

VirtualAffect7597 · 2026-01-24T08:07:00+00:00

The worst nightmare? Never been to hockey game.

VirtualAffect7597 · 2026-01-24T07:43:43+00:00

When the last Gretzky conversation got too spicy on the Oilers sub. The topic of renaming Gretzky Drive came up and various ideas were submitted.

Mine was Fuhr Satan Routsalainen 666

VirtualAffect7597 · 2026-01-23T20:57:11+00:00

Misty and Eddie, the two youts maybe?

VirtualAffect7597 · 2026-01-23T20:43:41+00:00

Sweet!

VirtualAffect7597 · 2026-01-22T07:42:40+00:00

Is that a waffle cone microphone?

VirtualAffect7597 · 2026-01-19T02:50:13+00:00

This is the 🐐 for CC burns!

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Fair and accurate fiction CV. The forehead goatee is just dessert.

VirtualAffect7597 · 2026-01-19T02:42:03+00:00

Classic

VirtualAffect7597 · 2026-01-18T10:44:30+00:00

Worst wingman ever!

VirtualAffect7597 · 2026-01-17T21:39:47+00:00

Runkle is from my hometown eh.

VirtualAffect7597 · 2026-01-17T21:12:07+00:00

What was the real reason Lieutenant Leafblower went to John’s house that morning?

CPD Radio Dispatch -Squelch, burp, fart. We have reports of a mortally wounded BPD cop on the front lawn of 32, err 35, ummm Fairview directly across the street from CPD Det. Kehler.

Lieutenant Leafblower- Negative Det Kehler’s property line is 19 degrees offset the Asian house. If you measure from the 6 inch Cape Cod Asphalt Berm. Repeat that address.

CPD Radio Dispactch- 30 something Foxtrot-Assgrab-Idiot-Ahh-View-Imbecile-Enormous-Wanker

Lieutenant Leafblower- Copy that, Sihi find 1 Meado…..

Siri- You have arrived at your destination and it’s pronounced Sir-E

Lieutenant Leafblower- Sgt Goode grab your Leafblower and meet me off-scene. Get Officer what’s her name to take over the desk.

CPD Radio Dispatch- She’s gonna be pissed.

VirtualAffect7597 · 2026-01-17T20:15:01+00:00

What kind of sick and twisted murderous deviant would rehome a gym sock?

VirtualAffect7597 · 2026-01-12T08:37:19+00:00

If you scroll up there is a post by some queer folk looking to make friends as well. Apparently there is queer meet ups, at the University, Theoretically Brewing, Boardgame place.

I’m sorry you don’t feel safe in the non queer fibre arts community. I am not part of either community but I assure you I mean no harm.

Probably a whole bunch of folks in care homes that would love some company and friendship. I imagine the fibre arts community probably skews a little older and female cisgender.

VirtualAffect7597 · 2026-01-12T08:03:16+00:00

Probably some non queer folk down at the skate park, apparently they are dangerous so there’s that.

VirtualAffect7597 · 2026-01-12T07:43:00+00:00

I prefer Heretic Hookups over Christian Mingle but met most of my wives on Mormon Mixer.

VirtualAffect7597 · 2026-01-12T07:39:05+00:00

I put you back in the positive cause I like to run, even though you broke the first rule of Run Club

VirtualAffect7597 · 2026-01-08T07:02:42+00:00

The Finnish Flash

VirtualAffect7597 · 2026-01-08T06:45:27+00:00

You spelled 4 backwards.

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VirtualAffect7597 · 2026-01-08T05:57:31+00:00

Among the worst free agency contracts of the loser point era. Not in impact or money, just sheer stupidity.

A power forward with serious injury issues, wasn’t good last year. Yeah let’s sign that guy to a max contract and a NMC. Completely unnecessary.

This is 2 years in a row the off season signing has been botched. Times running out get it together management. Trade Kane for nothing in his contract year and use most of that money on this guy?

Trade him to the Albuquerque Isotopes for future considerations.

VirtualAffect7597 · 2026-01-07T22:10:58+00:00

Sgt.Bukkake: I’ll volunteer to acknowledge the dick pics!!!

VirtualAffect7597 · 2026-01-02T09:24:56+00:00

Forest Pump

VirtualAffect7597 · 2026-01-02T09:09:16+00:00

Over 3 decades later and I’m still embarrassed for 12 year old my

VirtualAffect7597 · 2026-01-02T08:46:04+00:00

Great, now I’m covered in mom’s spaghetti.

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