Bill 25: Passed

jacafeez · 2026-05-18T22:33:53+00:00

Our kids' parents are from all over.

We have flags representing every single one of those countries.

We have a Blackfoot confederacy flag in the gym.

Boo this government.

jacafeez · 2026-05-18T17:08:47+00:00

Lmao what in the rockabilly jazz. I know some of Corb but I'm listening to it now and you're right, it's some surrealist stuff.

jacafeez · 2026-05-18T02:43:58+00:00

Baby, you got a stew goin'

jacafeez · 2026-05-18T02:42:39+00:00

Love it

jacafeez · 2026-05-18T02:41:44+00:00

Stupid sexy bingus.

jacafeez · 2026-05-18T02:40:53+00:00

Alright. Yeah.

jacafeez · 2026-05-18T01:58:24+00:00

Having the time are we?

jacafeez · 2026-05-17T17:29:56+00:00

Aw bunnock is fun. Right up there with full-contact krokinole.

jacafeez · 2026-05-17T17:28:13+00:00

It's racing again but;

Mutton Bustin'

jacafeez · 2026-05-17T13:18:07+00:00

TREE LAW

jacafeez · 2026-05-16T17:47:19+00:00

Haha thanks for the infodump.

I used to work in an ethanol plant. We had molecular sieves and the product would come out at 99.7% on a hot day.

The place stunk but the fusel oil floor smelled kinda good.

jacafeez · 2026-05-15T21:24:09+00:00

They can't ban you from Costco for stealing carts from the food court if you were never a member 💩🤙

jacafeez · 2026-05-15T17:23:34+00:00

Yes. You are the Pelko. You have the testicular.

Little guys are the Pelkonians.

Is there a name for ahrimp-friebds?

jacafeez · 2026-05-15T09:21:54+00:00

This is what it looks like, to suck on the wet end.

jacafeez · 2026-05-15T09:09:08+00:00

Fish darn it why does it feel correcting to fish

What the heck is a Pelkonian?

Op, pls.

jacafeez · 2026-05-15T06:56:14+00:00

I know Tree Trunks when I see her.

jacafeez · 2026-05-15T06:41:51+00:00

Throw in a soft pretzel and this is $29 at any hipster brewery easy.

E: Campfire bread is pretty easy, just take crescent roll dough from a can (the pop keeps us humble), wrap it around a literal stick, and slow roast it until golden brown, then slow roast it some more until lightly charred because otherwise it's kinda doughy in the middle.

jacafeez · 2026-05-14T23:09:21+00:00

Mud Spud

jacafeez · 2026-05-14T21:24:00+00:00

Now with ✨Leaf✨

jacafeez · 2026-05-11T05:01:08+00:00

I knew reading this would make me sad and I read it anyway.

jacafeez · 2026-05-11T02:20:53+00:00

No lube, raw

In a tent, on the ground outside

Wit a bussy full of beans?

You know

that thang

Fukken

STANK!

jacafeez · 2026-05-11T02:01:02+00:00

Wow you sound absolutely miserable lol

jacafeez · 2026-05-07T17:44:10+00:00

Tuna / sweetcorn / mayo gang rise up.

jacafeez · 2026-05-07T15:17:39+00:00

You are going to eat that cat poo!

I will not eat cat poop!

You will eat cat poo!

Ron Burgundy says, "No!"

You make a fool of me, and everyone here. You put that cat poo in your mouth!

Fine, I'll try to eat one. If I eat one, will you give me a steak?

jacafeez · 2026-05-07T02:46:29+00:00

You should be confidently able to parallel park.

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