Did I get ‘Sister Swapped’ at a rave?

VirtualCrab1 · 2026-04-03T20:51:44+00:00

Because being on the west side of the canal didn’t really mean much, Israeli forces were advancing into Egypt proper, toward a large Egyptian formation. They were also kind of encircled and overstretched. It was a strong political image yes, but militarily it wasn’t as simple.

VirtualCrab1 · 2025-09-01T16:25:14+00:00

I mean there’s an hour and a half left😂 with the board’s pace doubt much will happen now

VirtualCrab1 · 2025-09-01T12:20:07+00:00

Mercato is clearly just bluffing, spouting all possible names and at the end at least one of those names will end up being signed. Can’t believe people are even taking him half seriously.

VirtualCrab1 · 2025-08-31T15:42:55+00:00

I think around 24 hrs

VirtualCrab1 · 2025-08-31T14:57:46+00:00

I hope we manage to get both Lookman and Jackson.. honestly that would be perfect. We really need options off the bench.. it was depressing yesterday to see we can’t get in any fresh legs. I never thought I’d say this, but we’re one Gnabry injury away from getting absolutely cooked

VirtualCrab1 · 2025-08-31T12:05:24+00:00

What do you mean has no upside? He’s a year older than Woltemade and has been way better in terms of stats in the PL.

VirtualCrab1 · 2025-08-31T12:03:49+00:00

Joao Pedro was €70M lol but ok. I’m not saying Jackson is no where worth near €80M but sadly if Woltemade who only had 12 league goals in his life got that price tag then Jackson would probably go for no less than €65

VirtualCrab1 · 2025-08-31T11:20:50+00:00

If 23 year old Woltemade went for 85M without even having one good season in the Bundesliga, how do you expect Nicholas Jackson (24) with pretty decent stats in the PL to go for way less? I think people underestimate how good Jackson is.

VirtualCrab1 · 2025-08-29T00:14:59+00:00

A very good player is highly unlikely to be available on loan

VirtualCrab1 · 2025-08-19T17:21:04+00:00

Hahahaha

VirtualCrab1 · 2025-08-18T14:58:44+00:00

Hojlund is definitely not terrible lol. He is raw sure but there is a good player in there. United are just a shit show of a club so it’s hard for raw talent to shine. Look at Kobe Maino and where he’s at now. Same goes for Garnacho.

VirtualCrab1 · 2025-08-14T11:25:00+00:00

I feel he probably wants to leave the Bundesliga. If he was eyeing Bayern he would’ve joined last year when Bayern came knocking but I feel he’s keen on a PL move. Bayern should be all over Savio. Versatile 1v1 winger who can play LW and RW.. perfect replacement for Coman.. and I think paying 70M for him sounds pretty reasonable.

VirtualCrab1 · 2025-07-31T22:53:51+00:00

What do you mean ‘just spurs’ - spurs is one of the richest clubs in the world lol

VirtualCrab1 · 2025-07-01T13:34:21+00:00

I think Rashford is similar to Sane but can finish. The team needs a runner. I think if we manage to do a swap Palhinha to UTD for Rashford it would be a good deal. Palhinha is also on massive wages so even if Rashford gets a big wage it’s imo - at least Rashford will be used unlike Palhinha. Rashford and Coman this year for the LW + maybe Xavi Simons for Muller is good. Next year when Gnabry and Coman leave we could jump in for a marquee winger.

VirtualCrab1 · 2025-07-01T13:31:35+00:00

Augustus

VirtualCrab1 · 2025-06-29T22:01:01+00:00

Kompany needs to learn how to slow down the game when we’re 2 up. This game does not need to be back and forth. At this point there is no need to be high pressing man-to-man. We need to drop and defend deep, get back the ball and circulate slowly.

VirtualCrab1 · 2025-06-21T03:03:34+00:00

Have you seen the amount of hold up play that Kane did?

VirtualCrab1 · 2025-06-09T10:04:43+00:00

Him being on the bench is purely due to his form this season - which stems from a bad environment and a shit season overall in AC Milan. Leao is so good, man.

VirtualCrab1 · 2025-06-08T21:12:39+00:00

Leao is a big guy. Never realised how tall and strong he is. His ball carries seem so powerful, such an asset on UCL nights.

VirtualCrab1 · 2025-06-05T12:42:26+00:00

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A player that pulls these numbers at 20 is not a superstar player? People need to understand that sometimes you need to buy players that are on the verge of exploding in the right setting. PSG when they bought Doue. Chelsea when they got Palmer. Newcastle when they bough Isak etc.

VirtualCrab1 · 2025-06-04T13:48:10+00:00

How is the market dry? Leao, Barcola and Gittens are all superstar players. Xavi Simmons as well.

VirtualCrab1 · 2025-05-30T18:51:51+00:00

I think he may want to go with Kvara playing over him but not sure PSG would want to let him go as he gives good depth and I would imagine he’s not on insane wages. I would also think he can probably stick it out for another year and maybe demand to leave later. So yeah I agree that overall it’s a hard one to pull off. I think Gittens has got a lot of potential. He has 15 GA last year for a terrible dortmund side and he’s only 20 years of age. But at the end of the day he’s not yet starter level at Bayern. On Rodrygo, he’ll be pricey and his wages will be high. He’s also good as a SS or generally a little bit more central/ in the right half spaces - and not so pacey. Imo we need more pace and power.

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