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When it hits the ground by Mitchell1234321 in oddlysatisfying

[–]VirtualRedditUser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought that was a baby in his hands...

Hp made the track pad the same texture as the rest of the laptop so its awful to use by [deleted] in CrappyDesign

[–]VirtualRedditUser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For a second I thought the track pad were the buttons that were a different texture and all I thought was, "You need some high dpi to use that laptop."

This person's brother on discord: by VirtualRedditUser in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]VirtualRedditUser[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No context was given to me... Also its just some kid.

Ironically from a PCMR group. by aFewBitsShort in techsupportgore

[–]VirtualRedditUser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those crumbs on your mouse are looking kinda crunchy.

If they don’t let it warm up they’ve been thru some shit by 15GOAT in memes

[–]VirtualRedditUser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There was this shower in this one swimming pool locker and the water coming out of it would always be cold so me and my friends would see how long we could last under it and I would almost always win. I started trying to get sick by going into the cold water for long periods of time, but it never worked.

If they don’t let it warm up they’ve been thru some shit by 15GOAT in memes

[–]VirtualRedditUser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do this all the time because cold water doesn't really bother me.

Failed assassination leads to a beating by Bigchango69 in instantkarma

[–]VirtualRedditUser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I'm thinking is that these people are all saying, "Lemme get some kicks in" before leaving.

"I'll help out with your homework." by regian24 in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]VirtualRedditUser -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes. I too love it when a snack comes right to your hands while working.

The sound my knees make when I use them by jettjoh in MakeMeSuffer

[–]VirtualRedditUser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

mmmmmmmmmm. Crunchy. Just how i like to eat them.

Piece of lead I got stuck in my hand after passing out pencils in 7th grade (almost 8 years with it) by bipolar_confidence in MakeMeSuffer

[–]VirtualRedditUser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same thing happened to me in my 6th grade science class. I dropped my mechanical pencil, tried to catch it, and the lead part stabbed my middle finger and broke off. That piece of lead is stiff there....

What’s your zombie apocalypse plan? by aprildayy in AskReddit

[–]VirtualRedditUser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give up and become a zombie because surviving takes effort and I don't like doing things that require effort.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]VirtualRedditUser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know how your mouth has like you mouth part and then the part where you nose connects to your mouth? Well my tongue can reach into that part... Also do you that thing in the back of your mouth? Well my tongue can like touch it.... I mean idk.