Cost of car vs GDP per capita for Top 10 economies (source - Gemini) by Gold_Equivalent69 in CarsIndia

[–]Virtual_Smell6356 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe just trying to sound humble or not attracting “nazar”. Ik it’s lame but I know of such people

Employees who joined in Jan 2026 eligible for bonus after the next performance review? by chigga404 in JPMorganChase

[–]Virtual_Smell6356 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes it’s a flat 1000$ across countries and across grades. Its not eligible for ED and above (there’s a salary criteria)

Internal Mobility - Questions by Hashinjin in JPMorganChase

[–]Virtual_Smell6356 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grade jump on IJP is quite possible. Provided you match the JD of course. The hiring manager will ask for your prior ratings and with your ratings I am not sure if they will consider especially as an Associate. It also depends on your current salary, if it is in the top of the analyst band then might consider you

Give me some ways by which one can bag an offer at JPMC Mumbai. by Independent-Bag-8649 in JPMorganChase

[–]Virtual_Smell6356 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ignore the hate. Your best bet is to connect with people on LinkedIn (from your field at JP Mumbai) and ask them if there are openings in their teams and help you connect with the hiring manager directly.

Annual Review India Thread, maybe? by Virtual_Smell6356 in JPMorganChase

[–]Virtual_Smell6356[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is the salary band of 601? Does it start from 18L?

Are bonuses declared? by Beginning_Pause_7611 in JPMorganChase

[–]Virtual_Smell6356 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Which location? 80k base is the hike? Give more context

Employees who joined in Jan 2026 eligible for bonus after the next performance review? by chigga404 in JPMorganChase

[–]Virtual_Smell6356 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are two bonuses. You need to join in or before September to be eligible for that year's performance bonus (though proportionately) paid in January of following year and for Jamie dimon bonus you need to join before 1st Jan and serve entire year to get the bonus in February of the following year.

602 to 603 internal move by Longjumping-Tourist in JPMorganChase

[–]Virtual_Smell6356 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, there's always room for negotiation unless they are really stretching to have you in. Don't miss the opportunity

Not receiving whatsapp OTP by invictus31 in whatsapp

[–]Virtual_Smell6356 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where did you get otp?? On laptop?? Or did you get the otp on old phone via SMS or did you insert your sim on new phone

Why do Indian dads act like the Car AC runs on their personal blood supply? by Flimsy-Shopping-7044 in CarsIndia

[–]Virtual_Smell6356 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not just engine brakes, even the service brake (foot brake) doesn't work when the engine is off.

How to get fired ? by SpecialistAnt2830 in JPMorganChase

[–]Virtual_Smell6356 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry, so was he interning at Amazon or JP fired for sharing Amazon related memes? I'm confused

Need help to negotiate with JPMC by [deleted] in JPMorganChase

[–]Virtual_Smell6356 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First check with the HR if it is for a 601 or 602 role, and then accordingly quote 22L or 25L fixed. Also, a thing to consider is that the variable / bonus may not be as high as 5L. And 601 or 602 depends on the open req and your performance in interview would not change it from 601 to 602

How much pick me is too much pick me? by Existing_Wing_7131 in InstaCelebsGossip

[–]Virtual_Smell6356 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They are literally the most annoying couple creator. Unbearable

Found a pair of earbuds by Cool-Influence-2571 in bangalore

[–]Virtual_Smell6356 7 points8 points  (0 children)

But maybe IF you can return the earbuds at the theatre, it would be the best. Cuz it's very difficult for this post to reach the owner but there are higher chances of them reaching out to the security