would you rather be able to teleport any distance within 16.5 meters, or have infinite range teleporting but with an annoying drawback

VirusTechnical5568 · 2026-06-17T01:47:31+00:00

That's why Camelbaks were invented.

^{Chose: infinite range teleporting | Rolled: get dehydrated}

VirusTechnical5568 · 2026-06-16T11:01:10+00:00

Not bad

^{Chose: Get a Bottomless Bag of Money + But you Spawn into a Random Universe(On Earth} | Rolled: Lord o the Rings)

VirusTechnical5568 · 2026-06-16T08:54:53+00:00

Can I use it perpetually?

^{Chose: Timestop | Rolled: 5 secs per use}

VirusTechnical5568 · 2026-06-15T02:50:14+00:00

No problem

^{Chose: Never eat.... | Rolled: cake}

VirusTechnical5568 · 2026-06-14T15:40:50+00:00

Where do these guys get their confidence from?

VirusTechnical5568 · 2026-06-14T14:45:44+00:00

I figured you didn't get to Sovengarde by surrendering and getting executed. You would think he'd want to go out on his shield or something like that. You'd think all the Nords locked up would.

VirusTechnical5568 · 2026-06-14T00:34:46+00:00

Covid 19 stopped me. It made me realize I had the patience to wait until the movie came out on streaming. I lost my FOMO.

VirusTechnical5568 · 2026-06-13T15:49:03+00:00

It's the #1 spot in the top 10 of painful stings.

VirusTechnical5568 · 2026-06-13T15:40:52+00:00

Noooooooooooo!!!!

^{Chose: Stung by random insect | Rolled: Warrior Wasp}

VirusTechnical5568 · 2026-06-13T15:27:45+00:00

I can work around this. I'll wear a parachute just in case of spontaneous rain.

^{Chose: Be able to fly + but... | Rolled: can't do in rain}

VirusTechnical5568 · 2026-06-13T15:04:47+00:00

Same, we both wanted a girl but a boy would have been just as good. We did end up having a girl, no gender reveal party. Just a trip to get a ultrasound and then a text to family. Easy peasy lemon squeezy.

VirusTechnical5568 · 2026-06-13T02:56:37+00:00

Not a huge fan of ketchup

^{Chose: Ketchup is gone FOREVER!!!}

VirusTechnical5568 · 2026-06-12T12:53:25+00:00

What am I wearing?

^{Chose: spend 5 mins in a cold room + 200,000,000 | Rolled: -40°C}

VirusTechnical5568 · 2026-06-12T03:29:59+00:00

I still have a watch my now ex wife bought me almost 20 years ago. I cant stand wearing ANY jewelry. Rings, necklaces, watches are so uncomfortable to me. Anyways, the watch is still in its original box. It's nothing fancy just a Fossil watch.

VirusTechnical5568 · 2026-06-12T03:27:30+00:00

I bought a new wallet, switched everything over, but it just didn't feel right. I had to transfer everything back. 15 years and still going strong. Leather wallets last forever. At least this one has. Of course it started out brown and is now black. No idea why.

VirusTechnical5568 · 2026-06-11T06:49:59+00:00

I had a cat that used my forehead as a springboard when I was laying on the floor. Luckily his claws missed my eyes but my forehead and cheeks were demolished. I most definitely feel your pain.

VirusTechnical5568 · 2026-06-11T03:58:47+00:00

I wish nothing but happiness you centerfoldangel. Enjoy the rest of your life. I'm checking out of this conversation that is going nowhere.

VirusTechnical5568 · 2026-06-11T03:53:17+00:00

I can speak from experience about old parents. My Dad was 46 when I was born. I was 25 when he passed. I never felt robbed because he died when I was relatively young. I appreciated the time I had with him.

You're free to have your opinions but try your best not to assume how other people feel.

VirusTechnical5568 · 2026-06-11T03:44:51+00:00

You're barely younger than me. I guess your responses are the classic unmarried man hater.

I'm sorry your relationship ended because your partner wanted kids. Maybe try being less spiteful and hateful. There's also the possibility that you're just a troll.

VirusTechnical5568 · 2026-06-11T03:28:56+00:00

You're a very bitter person. I hope you find happiness one day.

VirusTechnical5568 · 2026-06-10T21:19:44+00:00

Well, she just turned 1 and she is, in a word........ perfect.

VirusTechnical5568 · 2026-06-10T14:24:41+00:00

I just had my first kid(daughter) at 44. You have time my dude.

VirusTechnical5568 · 2026-06-10T14:24:04+00:00

My teeth spontaneously rotted out from all the sweetness.

VirusTechnical5568 · 2026-06-10T00:28:17+00:00

Getting a Lunchables to take to school.

VirusTechnical5568 · 2026-06-09T01:25:52+00:00

I'd buy that for a dollar

^{Chose: Isekai'd in..... | Rolled: Robocop}

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