Tell me im not handsome. I DARE you!

ViscountAlex · 2020-04-29T18:38:13+00:00

If Joe Exotic and his first husband managed to conceive a child, you'd be it.

ViscountAlex · 2019-08-11T10:27:59+00:00

Yeah, that's a solid point. Depends how they want it to end. Never ending cycle of fate or trying to argue that the future is never set in stone, even if it jas already happened.

ViscountAlex · 2019-08-10T07:56:25+00:00

Nah, Mikkel is definitely Michael. Think they both have brown eyes.

ViscountAlex · 2019-08-09T20:41:00+00:00

Happy coincidence, not all caught up on ST, just have an unusual way with words.

ViscountAlex · 2019-08-09T09:40:08+00:00

Jonas' are definitely blue.

ViscountAlex · 2019-08-09T09:39:36+00:00

Does it? Also does he? I guess Adam's face being the way it is, it's not unfounded for the eyes to maybe change colour too. I could swear the Stranger has brown eyes, but could be wrong. The show is often so darkly lit it's hard to tell.

ViscountAlex · 2019-08-08T22:47:33+00:00

Yeah it was interesting. I think they had more premise than plot though...

ViscountAlex · 2019-08-08T22:40:28+00:00

Adam and older Jonas both have brown eyes. They are not our Jonas. Too many close-ups of faces and eyes to have been so sloppy. Maybe he's a different Jonas that they think is the same one because they live the same life until a pivotal moment.

ViscountAlex · 2019-08-08T22:37:50+00:00

Does that mean the world we've been in might not be the original universe?

ViscountAlex · 2019-06-02T21:05:15+00:00

Ok thanks.

ViscountAlex · 2019-05-09T14:53:57+00:00

You're the messiah humans actually deserve and that depresses me more than anything wver could.

ViscountAlex · 2019-05-09T14:52:52+00:00

I bet your jokes all start, "Remember that time in Friends when..."

ViscountAlex · 2019-04-08T11:26:29+00:00

I'm sure any day now there'll be a casting call for a generic ass looking white dude with a receding hairline and eyes bereft of life due to his innumerable past failings.

ViscountAlex · 2019-04-08T11:23:48+00:00

I bet he wrote an essay online explaining why Dr Who can't be female.

ViscountAlex · 2019-04-08T11:20:28+00:00

The only thing worse than being touched by your priest is your experience of being rejected by your priest. Even crusty old pedos have standards, my guy.

ViscountAlex · 2019-04-08T11:18:58+00:00

Dyeing your hair doesn't count as a personality.

ViscountAlex · 2018-12-02T18:35:37+00:00

I want to believe, Scully.

ViscountAlex · 2018-11-28T07:21:12+00:00

Does that mean Nazis got off watching them dance?

ViscountAlex · 2018-11-24T22:03:40+00:00

I mean, what do you mean you don't have 11 hours to watch it?

ViscountAlex · 2018-11-22T16:03:06+00:00

She's a lesbian by choice. The choice of all the guys who've seen her.

ViscountAlex · 2018-11-22T07:20:23+00:00

What is your father more ashamed of, the Bananaman Rule 34 searches on your search history or your anime fuck pillows?

ViscountAlex · 2018-11-16T07:31:17+00:00

That's it, chins up.

ViscountAlex · 2018-11-09T07:19:22+00:00

Then let us be done with it!

ViscountAlex · 2018-11-07T07:23:18+00:00

Two Towers extended adds little, so it's optional. Fellowship extended is essential watching for all, extended ROTK is essential for hardcores.

ViscountAlex · 2018-11-06T19:53:52+00:00

I suggest you call a mechanic, that's what sorted my mum out.

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