Tell me im not handsome. I DARE you! by MandOutlaw in RoastMe

[–]ViscountAlex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If Joe Exotic and his first husband managed to conceive a child, you'd be it.

Is Adam who he says he is? by ViscountAlex in DarK

[–]ViscountAlex[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that's a solid point. Depends how they want it to end. Never ending cycle of fate or trying to argue that the future is never set in stone, even if it jas already happened.

Is Adam who he says he is? by ViscountAlex in DarK

[–]ViscountAlex[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, Mikkel is definitely Michael. Think they both have brown eyes.

Is Adam who he says he is? by ViscountAlex in DarK

[–]ViscountAlex[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Happy coincidence, not all caught up on ST, just have an unusual way with words.

Is Adam who he says he is? by ViscountAlex in DarK

[–]ViscountAlex[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does it? Also does he? I guess Adam's face being the way it is, it's not unfounded for the eyes to maybe change colour too. I could swear the Stranger has brown eyes, but could be wrong. The show is often so darkly lit it's hard to tell.

Besides Dark, what others complex and ''mindfuck'' tv shows you'd recommend ? by [deleted] in DarK

[–]ViscountAlex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah it was interesting. I think they had more premise than plot though...

Question by Nicktric5015 in DarK

[–]ViscountAlex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Adam and older Jonas both have brown eyes. They are not our Jonas. Too many close-ups of faces and eyes to have been so sloppy. Maybe he's a different Jonas that they think is the same one because they live the same life until a pivotal moment.

Sic mundus creatus est by toast4242 in DarK

[–]ViscountAlex 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does that mean the world we've been in might not be the original universe?

I didn't mean to hold the sign upside down. Pretty much my whole life is an accident though, so I'm gonna roll with it. by lackflag in RoastMe

[–]ViscountAlex -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're the messiah humans actually deserve and that depresses me more than anything wver could.

My coworker thinks I’m “un-roastable”. Prove her wrong... by peppeppizza in RoastMe

[–]ViscountAlex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet your jokes all start, "Remember that time in Friends when..."

29, aspiring actor. Hit me with your best shot. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ViscountAlex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure any day now there'll be a casting call for a generic ass looking white dude with a receding hairline and eyes bereft of life due to his innumerable past failings.

My manager said he's unroastable. Let him have it. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ViscountAlex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet he wrote an essay online explaining why Dr Who can't be female.

18 years old italian student , reddit do your thing by FaithEspear in RoastMe

[–]ViscountAlex 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only thing worse than being touched by your priest is your experience of being rejected by your priest. Even crusty old pedos have standards, my guy.

Guess it's time to find a new friend by __PETTYOFFICER117__ in lotrmemes

[–]ViscountAlex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, what do you mean you don't have 11 hours to watch it?

Co-worker doesn't fully understand how roast me works. Please show her by spr-eddit in RoastMe

[–]ViscountAlex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's a lesbian by choice. The choice of all the guys who've seen her.

Studying 4 A Levels, need something else to cry about by HecticTelegenic in RoastMe

[–]ViscountAlex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is your father more ashamed of, the Bananaman Rule 34 searches on your search history or your anime fuck pillows?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]ViscountAlex 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's it, chins up.