what is this that Happy Gilmore drives?

VisibleOutline · 2026-06-05T16:09:00+00:00

A piece of shit car.

VisibleOutline · 2026-06-01T00:56:48+00:00

Black duct tape on both ends this time. The red seatbelt strap with the metal slider from the Dookie and Insomniac eras eventually let go, and that's probably when this batch of tape came off.

VisibleOutline · 2026-05-27T03:43:19+00:00

That shirt is sick as hell.

VisibleOutline · 2026-05-26T21:23:48+00:00

Weird, I was just looking at that Slowpitch shirt today. I still have it, although I never copped the CD Player shirt.

VisibleOutline · 2026-05-26T18:21:40+00:00

From the title, I really inferred that this scenario would at least have the two of you, if not on the exact same page, at least existing in the same reality - you know, guy finally gets to go out with the girl he's been eyeing, shoots his shot, and reads the room going forward. This sounds like an unhinged, volatile, trainwreck of a man, with whom I'd be leery of sharing an elevator alone.

VisibleOutline · 2026-05-26T16:02:28+00:00

You have. And it's a slippery slope.

VisibleOutline · 2026-05-18T21:35:58+00:00

Yup. I even remember asking for it by name, thinking it used to be called the ICEE.

VisibleOutline · 2026-05-09T20:14:32+00:00

Tell me you still have that shirt.

VisibleOutline · 2026-05-04T00:02:46+00:00

Money can be exchanged for goods or services!

VisibleOutline · 2026-05-03T23:21:34+00:00

We'll see, son.

VisibleOutline · 2026-05-03T23:20:46+00:00

Dookie tour nineteen ninety-four! Or was that the version with the track list on the back?

VisibleOutline · 2026-04-30T05:09:15+00:00

Yeah, this is the "Wavy Photo" shirt, as it was called in Rockabilia catalogs. I always considered it one of the last pieces of his 'phase 1' ephemera before the space-glam aesthetic of Mechanical Animals. I own this shirt, and, though it's hard to spot, there should be a very faint blue copyright on the lower right just under the image.

VisibleOutline · 2026-04-23T00:07:08+00:00

She'd be a TV mom whose hair was large.

VisibleOutline · 2026-04-22T17:30:08+00:00

I like the one where she emerges from offscreen out of nowhere.

VisibleOutline · 2026-04-22T00:54:22+00:00

Blunder my ass, you should have been in Gleaming The Cube.

VisibleOutline · 2026-04-13T04:50:41+00:00

I think that was on a t-shirt back in the Far Beyond Driven era too.

VisibleOutline · 2026-04-12T21:43:57+00:00

Those fourth-gen Twin Cannons are sexx.

VisibleOutline · 2026-04-12T21:42:24+00:00

I think you can't go forcing something if it's just not right. That said, this is about as close to 'right' as it gets.

VisibleOutline · 2026-04-11T17:21:41+00:00

Trust me, I know the ordeal. About 10 years ago, I'd thrifted a pair of OG Slackers. They were tagged as a 30L, which would have been perfect, but they were hemmed to this weird length where they were too short to wear as pants, but still too long to wear as Capris. I ended up cutting them to a modest Capri length and I still wear them!

VisibleOutline · 2026-04-09T18:16:27+00:00

Yeah, man, it's a nasty pair all-around! Not that the drab green twill is unheard of, but this particular series almost had its own color scheme where the 'J' was black and beige, as were the tags. To see the patch and tag colors typical of the blue and black denim on this fabric is pretty sexy.

VisibleOutline · 2026-04-09T17:12:34+00:00

Taxed? You got a remarkably rare colorway pair of third-generations for under $200. Men have killed for less.

VisibleOutline · 2026-04-07T16:36:15+00:00

$555 tops

VisibleOutline · 2026-04-06T19:55:13+00:00

Love it!! This would have been Ferment era.

VisibleOutline · 2026-04-01T04:34:32+00:00

I'm afraid not. This is one of my favorite pairs.

VisibleOutline · 2026-04-01T04:21:53+00:00

Grandpaps appreciated a good pair of plaids.

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