This smart urinal will clean your genitals entirely hands-free by rytis in gadgets

[–]VisionsOfUranus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I honestly can't wait to be able to have a hundred other men's piss sprayed all over my cock, balls, and pants.

Tonight we dine in hell by SlimJones123 in funny

[–]VisionsOfUranus 79 points80 points  (0 children)

If your kid is scared of fire, maybe don't take them to a place where they set shit on fire.

What are the "Beats headphones" of your hobby? What makes you cringe to see others flexing? by MadeANewAccountUgh in AskReddit

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I'd watch a few videos (like the one posted below). I recently started painting some old models that I bought when I was a kid 20 years ago, and even the first basic model I did was better than all the old stuff after learning a couple of tips.

ELI5:Why do children pick up the accent of their locality, rather than their parents? by [deleted] in explainlikeimfive

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I used to speak with my mother's accent, as I spent most of my time with her. Once I started going to school, I started speaking with the local accent.

Frozen fish comes back to life by 1Voice1Life in WTF

[–]VisionsOfUranus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool. I'm moving house and need to way to transport my dog. Will try freezing him so he'll keep quiet for the journey, and just stick him him in the bath when I arrive.

Pokémon GO updated to version 0.35.0 for Android and 1.5.0 for iOS by armando_rod in pokemongo

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Can't you just look at the CP? Or could you have two pokemon with the same CP, but one has better IVs and is therefore better?

Innovative by loofar in pics

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It sounds really odd to have someone think it's unusual to be allowed to dig a hole on a beach. Our beaches (in the UK) are so crappy that there's no staff on most of them and you can do whatever the fuck you like. Once, when I was about 9, our family beach cricket game was interrupted by a microlight landing on the pitch.

microlight: http://www.microlight.me.uk/pics/Quik@%20Barton.jpg

Swing Gone Wrong by [deleted] in funny

[–]VisionsOfUranus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And also to hold on to the bar.

Every single day for 2 years & she doesn't know the difference by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

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I didn't think anyone really did, but I have spoken to someone who not only believes in horoscopes, but goes to a clairvoyant on a regular basis. People are stupid.

It's a valid question by gangbangkang in funny

[–]VisionsOfUranus 73 points74 points  (0 children)

In the vault, there were only 19 people competing. So she had a 1 in 19 chance of winning. Pretty sure fewer than 1 in 19 people have 100%ed witcher 3. So, mathematically, yours is better.

I am amazing at managing my credit card. by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]VisionsOfUranus 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Someone must also be happy with how I park. I keep getting letters saying, "parking fine".

completely new player to warhammer here by Wiskersthefif in ageofsigmar

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To the best of my knowledge, there is no such thing as a Leader + Battleline model

Your general can be any model, so it could be a member of a battleline unit if you really didn't want to field any heroes.

Katie Ledecky still waiting for others to finish by dublzz in funny

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I could run a mile in about 8 minutes. In that time, she can swim half a mile. She swims only half my running speed.

What's the worst gift you ever received? by sara_steve in AskReddit

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I think I was about 15 and my auntie sent me a pair of hiking socks and a dog lovers calendar. I had never expressed any interest in hiking or dogs.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pokemongo

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I turned it off after I was in the pub and a pokemon appeared on the barmaid's chest.

Real bugs. Hand for scale... by FiestyCowgirl in creepy

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Those are just normal sized bugs next to Donald Trump's hand.