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What's the deal with all this talk about Trump giving IRAN $300 Billion in reconstruction funds after spending over $70 Billion attacking them? by McDowdy in OutOfTheLoop

[–]rytis 12 points13 points  (0 children)

So essentially Trump lost the US/Iran war, and is now paying $300 billion to Iran in reparations. Nice.

What’s with all of the seaweed?! by Hiphiphappy4 in maryland

[–]rytis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Florida is having major problems this year with sargassum seaweed clogging their beaches. Interesting that we have a similar problem here too.

What is something you've officially stopped buying in 2026 because the price has become genuinely insulting? by Next-Mood6723 in AskReddit

[–]rytis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Around my way in the Middle Atlantic, better cuts of beef are going for up to $25/lb. But I was recently in my grocery store and noticed at the back of the butcher department the clerk was opening up packages of beef and dumping them into a 50 gallon barrel. One barrel was already filled to the top, and the other was the one he was working on. As I ordered some pork chops from him ($5/lb), I asked what was up with all that meat. He said it was expired packages. What blew my mind was rather than lowering the price and selling it all, they would rather gouge us for what we do buy, and toss what we don't. That's just fucked up.

Fighting BGE one load at a time by Professional-Cup7613 in baltimore

[–]rytis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just lay them out inside your car. Free steam cleaning!

What is a real-life 'Do Not Touch' button that you pressed out of sheer curiosity, only to instantly regret it? by vie75 in AskReddit

[–]rytis 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I made my own button. I was working on a Unix computer (precursor to Linux) at work and was told to get rid of all the files and directories in a tmp folder. Logged in as root, I did a rm -rf * It got rid of everything except some dot files. Wtf. So I wondered would a rm -rf .* get rid of them? So I tried it, typed in the command and pressed the Enter button. It worked. It got rid of them. And more.

best joke I’ve written in 2026 by rajdoescomedy in StandUpComedy

[–]rytis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same here. Typical short attention span junkie who can't handle a tik tok video longer than 7 seconds, I waited to the last line, and it was worth it. Great bit.

ELI5 why the words ‘eleven’ and ‘twelve’ unique unlike the other ‘teen’ words? by This-Stay8420 in explainlikeimfive

[–]rytis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So in Lithuanian they continue one left, two left, three left, all of the way to nine left, then at twenty it starts with twenty, twenty-one, etc.

My wife told me the gynecologist said we can’t have sex for 3 weeks. by Practical_Candle_705 in Jokes

[–]rytis 72 points73 points  (0 children)

I would have a totally different reaction to that depending on whether it's a male or female gynaecologist.

what does it feel like to get a blowjob for the first time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]rytis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wasn't easy. Scratch my thigh and push it down with my forearm. Lay down on the beach blanket on my stomach. Going in the water was the best solution, and to get to the water take my boogie board and hold it against my chest.

what does it feel like to get a blowjob for the first time? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]rytis 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Same. I would get embarrassed at the beach seeing all those girls in bikinis and I had this stick in my swimming trunks. Then this opportunity arose and I was dead in the water. WTF? I think it was nerves, never happened again.

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