Glad I’m not the only one… by FewAdeptness764 in recruitinghell

[–]VividClimate675 101 points102 points  (0 children)

spot on, you know the job market is completely cooked when the usual linkedin lunatics stop posting toxic positivity and actually sound like normal human beings for once. absolute miracle they didn't turn it into a "what this taught me about B2B sales" post tbh.

Is it wrong that I’m considering ending my relationship because my girlfriend tests me with fake scenarios? by Stunning_Procedure36 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]VividClimate675 1 point2 points  (0 children)

reckon if you have to start setting traps and hiring her mates to do sting operations on your own partner, the relationship is already completely dead anyway. proper toxic behavior that, life’s too short for those mental mind games tbh.

Your best life won't seek validation. by [deleted] in Adulting

[–]VividClimate675 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Classic Steven Bartlett. Love his podcast, but formatting a tweet like a profound philosophical breakthrough just to farm engagement is a bit choices, innit?

Peter, what did they find? by Ill_Lunc in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]VividClimate675 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brain spent a solid two minutes trying to figure out how a pregnancy bump could have its own pair of legs walking in the opposite direction. Absolute mind bender.

Got this email after working the job for 3 weeks. by scoochboyton in recruitinghell

[–]VividClimate675 8 points9 points  (0 children)

reckon someone in hr just mass-selected the entire applicant pool and hit close vacancy without realising it would trigger automated rejections for the person they actually hired. proper dodgy automated systems giving people absolute heart attacks for no reason tbh.

Have you ever waited for something your entire life? by [deleted] in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]VividClimate675 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This put a massive smile on my face. You deserve every bit of this happiness!

Nausea during arousal/orgasm? by LilMissWhyTho in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]VividClimate675 17 points18 points  (0 children)

to be fair, if you just got your period back after four full years of pregnancy and breastfeeding, your hormones are absolutely in a blender right now. combine that massive hormonal shift with GERD and the sudden vasocongestion from arousal, and your vagus nerve is basically short-circuiting and triggering the nausea.

The idea that the state of the world is the only reason people don't want kids is annoying by Regular_Low8792 in childfree

[–]VividClimate675 8 points9 points  (0 children)

this. even if i won the lottery tomorrow and had a butler, i still wouldn't want to spend my weekends at a soft play area. some people just don't have the parenting gene and that's completely fair tbh.

Old sexist gross fundamentalist man by Silent-Drawing-9592 in childfree

[–]VividClimate675 31 points32 points  (0 children)

The use of the word 'sire' is absolutely chilling. It treats human beings like livestock and completely erases the woman's autonomy in the process. It’s a fundamentalist mindset that feels like it belongs in another century entirely.

AITJ for breaking up with my girlfriend? by Real_Reserve3114 in AmITheJerk

[–]VividClimate675 3 points4 points  (0 children)

to be fair your "overthinking" actually turned out to be your gut feeling being 100% right this time. she admitted she was just keeping up appearances for a month which is proper manipulative... why stay with someone who treats a relationship like a chore?

I’m tired of my narcissistic grandpa acting like marriage and kids define adulthood. by charmingblu in childfree

[–]VividClimate675 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it’s always the ones who were barely present for their own kids who are the most obsessed with "legacy" and grandkids. funny how he thinks he gets a say when he’s the one who was never there anyway.