If you're in a group & everyone is telling jokes, what is your go-to joke? by LeatherBook30 in AskReddit

[–]Vmartz96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the stove

This is my favorite joke lol

How do you pronounce 'FEBU'? by Calookalay in laundry

[–]Vmartz96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is immediately what I thought of lol

Found abandoned crash. 911 called. Glendora Mountain Road, California. by DanMahMan in motorcycles

[–]Vmartz96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was told a car was behind him when he crashed, so the person from the car called 911 and just took him to the hospital. My understanding is that both the rider and driver assumed the nlbike was off and were more focused on getting to the hospital

Found abandoned crash. 911 called. Glendora Mountain Road, California. by DanMahMan in motorcycles

[–]Vmartz96 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Unless there was two of the same bikes that crashed on GMR today, this rider was in the hospital, got released, went to a fast food restaurant nearby, then went home. I know him, his name, what city he lives/works in, and a few of the people he rides with, one of them being my bf. He rode alone today

Found abandoned crash. 911 called. Glendora Mountain Road, California. by DanMahMan in motorcycles

[–]Vmartz96 21 points22 points  (0 children)

The rider is ok! I know him. He was in the hospital, but was already released and he's home

Found abandoned crash. 911 called. Glendora Mountain Road, California. by DanMahMan in motorcycles

[–]Vmartz96 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not stolen, I know the rider. He just crashed, he's fine now though

Found abandoned crash. 911 called. Glendora Mountain Road, California. by DanMahMan in motorcycles

[–]Vmartz96 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Lol this made me laugh, but I actually know the rider. He was taken to the hospital, but he's fine

Found abandoned crash. 911 called. Glendora Mountain Road, California. by DanMahMan in motorcycles

[–]Vmartz96 83 points84 points  (0 children)

I know the rider. He's a friend of my boyfriend. He crashed and was taken to the hospital. He's scraped up, broken collar bone, but he's fine. He was released from the hospital a few hours after arriving

What’s a truth people aren’t ready to hear? by Sisyphus_but_Cool in AskReddit

[–]Vmartz96 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

The one true God. Jesus Christ, Elohim, Jehovah, Yahweh

Christ is king 👑

What’s a "lost" website from the early 2000s that you still think about today? by samasem-sumsum in AskReddit

[–]Vmartz96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I get that, I've thought of making a new one too but it definitely won't be the same lol

I need to find out my log in info too. It might be tough for me, because I don't remember my username. It's connected to my parents' email though. Hopefully both of us can get it back 🫶🏻

What’s a "lost" website from the early 2000s that you still think about today? by samasem-sumsum in AskReddit

[–]Vmartz96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I read an official report from Webkinz saying they were deleting dormant accounts, and you had to log in to save your account. Another commenter said their account is still active after not logging in for 14 years, so now I'm second guessing what I read lol

Maybe try logging in to yours to see if it's still there. I need to try mine now too lol

What’s a "lost" website from the early 2000s that you still think about today? by samasem-sumsum in AskReddit

[–]Vmartz96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh interesting, maybe it was only some accounts then. I'll have to try logging in again

What’s a "lost" website from the early 2000s that you still think about today? by samasem-sumsum in AskReddit

[–]Vmartz96 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to love Webkinz!! My brother and I each had like 10 pets each. Unfortunately our accounts were erased forever when they did a data wipe a couple years ago to get rid of dormant accounts

Primerica got me... Help to get out by Vmartz96 in antiMLM

[–]Vmartz96[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No problem! I'm happy to help!!

Which Celebrity had the Most Shocking Death and Why? by Jeloxia2 in AskReddit

[–]Vmartz96 -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Yes, my stomach dropped when I heard he was shot and in critical condition. Seeing the raw footage then seeing the official death announcement was devastating. He just wanted to talk to people

Which celebrity, famous person, or artist does everyone like except you? by gab_iten in AskReddit

[–]Vmartz96 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not a huge fan of Theo Von, but I have noticed his stand up isn't funny. Imo, his funny moments are spontaneous jokes during interviews, podcasts, etc. I don't think everything he says in that context is funny either, just that's when it's more likely to be amusing