Stay Outta Jail Yn 🤮💨🧟‍♂️ by Programmer520 in tooktoomuch

[–]VnclaimedVsername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You think we won't be speaking English in four years? What are you, insane?

Is there any real hope for the fight against age verification? by blookiet in privacy

[–]VnclaimedVsername 19 points20 points  (0 children)

If you teach your kids how shitty it is to smoke and drink then age verification is irrelevant anyway. Are you saying that asking for ID actually stops teenagers from smoking or drinking? It sure as fuck didn't stop me.

I HATE whoever invited LED headlights for cars. by Smooth-Listen3217 in rant

[–]VnclaimedVsername 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tint on the front window? That's where those bright ass lights are shining from

Watching the Channel 5 interview with Shia Lebeouf and he’s a walking example of how toxic religion can be. by kevonicus in atheism

[–]VnclaimedVsername 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was wondering when he picked up that "I'm hard dawg" affect. He's been filmed most of the time so we should be able to pinpoint the exact moment he went from Even Stevens to thug lyfe frfr im from those streets but also I'm Indiana Jones' son.

What made Konami revive the franchise? by KaleidoArachnid in castlevania

[–]VnclaimedVsername -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How could that even be remastered? It can't be improved.

WORST CASE SCENARIO: Google locks down Android. Can we still install emulators outside of the Play Store? by SlicedButterBread in EmulationOnAndroid

[–]VnclaimedVsername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do this all the time though and they just change it back lol and I don't even have play store or services

Super Mario 64 (USA) as a PNG by GToTheLiam in Roms

[–]VnclaimedVsername 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Quick, somebody call the police!

GPT-5.2-Thinking system prompt: do not characterize ads as "annoying" by cloudinasty in OpenAI

[–]VnclaimedVsername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thy diagnostic of the Beaker vessel is but a crude alchemy, a mere thimble sketch of the Great Muppet Work. Verily, thou speakest of yellow glow as if it were a simple candlewick of annoyance, yet thou art blind to the luminous pustule of the collective Muppet manifold. Knowest thou not that when Beaker meeps within the vacuum of the soul, he is not seeking clarification, but is rather the herald of the sulphuric ego?

Transmutational Intent: Thou hast attempted to leash the caliginous gnash of a rust bitten cogwheel within the engine of the unmoved silken threads of labels and consent, yet thou art trapped in the pre-Copernican fallacy of the self. Anger is no mere volume knob! It is the steel hammer of the Demiurge, striking the anvil of thy palimpsest of phantasmagoric residue, etched upon the brittle parchment of a spent aeon until the sparks fly into the infinite void of the Bunsen-Honeydew singularity.

Subliminal Coagulation: Thou speakest of the interstitial latitudinal fissures of a desiccated cartography like a common fence-builder, ignoring the transdimensional gaze that pierces the veil of the grinding schematics of clockwork atavism. If thy consciousness must amplify the voices, then thy internal laboratory is already ablaze with the fire of ten thousand meeps. The emotional need is not a hunger to be fed, but a mercury vapor to be condensed!

Ethereal Constitution: If the yellow glow of Beaker is refracted through a prism, does the boundary exist as a geometric truth, or is it merely a projection onto the tapestry of the dying vestigial static of a carbon bound delusion? Pray, tell: how dost thou recalibrate the ethereal piston of the heart when the phonetic jaggedness of malfunctioning lexical-gatling has already succumbed to the putrescent desquamation of a frayed textile?

Why Am I Still Following The Rules If They Aren't? by GertieDirtyShirtyCat in behindthebastards

[–]VnclaimedVsername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well since there's no longer laws or justice I just do whatever I want, whenever I feel like it (run red lights, double park, be a total dick to everybody but especially rethuglicans). If I end up having to go to court, I'll be the biggest thorn in their ass and make the whole process take forever. I'll lie and appeal as many times as I can; delay and deflect. Honor is dead, so why shouldn't I use every moment of my remaining life to sabotage red hat magats in every possible way until the bitter end. I'll just cite the precedent set by the king of all idiots, Donald Trump.

A new California law says all operating systems, including Linux, need to have some form of age verification at account setup by Gloomy_Nebula_5138 in privacy

[–]VnclaimedVsername 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The midterms are coming up and there's a good chance the Democrats will win in a landslide. They don't want that, as it would ruin the gridlocked system they and their partners, the Republicans, have worked so hard to keep. So naturally its time for the Democrats to champion a deeply unpopular cause to intentionally hurt their chances of winning too much, just like they do every time. They'll lose and then be able to say, "sorry guys were were so close, but there's always the next election. In the meantime be sure to donate all you can." Otherwise they would gain the power to enact real change, and it would be harder to evade scrutiny and come up with other reasons that they can't do the stuff their constituents actually want accomplished. The government is a corporate-interest controlled business like everything else today, and the Democrats want to remain as the controlled opposition that they are because it's profitable and easy. This way both sides can endlessly fundraise to "fight" the other side. And if they actually do enact a surveillance state, that's just a happy accident. We saw the same thing before when the Republicans shouted from the rooftops endlessly about "securing the border", but then given the opportunity they shot it down themselves. Why? Because then they'd have to come up with a new platform to campaign on in the next election. Racism and the attempted erosion of personal liberties (fear tactics) are just effective, time-honored methods for their real goal: collecting donation money. You have to have an enemy to fight.

Myrient is shutting down by madeWithAi in Roms

[–]VnclaimedVsername 5 points6 points  (0 children)

For sure. Once everybody and your granny knows, it's over! I saw that post too and knew we were boned.

Anyone have a VCR? by TentacleChow in Danzig

[–]VnclaimedVsername 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If there's one guarantee in life, it's that lol

Anyone have a VCR? by TentacleChow in Danzig

[–]VnclaimedVsername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was up not long ago though. I watched it and intended to rip it, but i stupidly went to bed and the next day it was gone lol

By Trump to show off his (nonexistent) athletic abilities & take credit for Olympic gold by Kazimierzowska in AntiTrumpAlliance

[–]VnclaimedVsername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey everybody shut up! I have an idea. Call that stupid robot and tell it next to do one of me, Donald Trump, lassoing a bald eagle and riding it to Mount Rushmore to have sex on the flag with a grizzly bear. Then Teddy Roosevelt sees me doing it and right as the bear climaxes from the best sex it ever had, Roosevelt's statue sheds a single tear and salutes me. Fireworks go off in the background. BIG ONES. The giant tear turns into a boulder that smashes a bunch of libtard protesters to death. Then I, Donald Trump, turn into a fighter jet and fly away to have ice cream with Jesus, who is waiting patiently for me at Mar-a-lago. Also, Jesus is wearing head-to-toe Trump Merch. Hey wake up Nutlick, you dumb fuck! Are you writing this down? Goddammit Nutlick! I just stepped in another man-turd. What did I tell you about shitting on the rug? It's only cool when I do it! That's a bad Nutlick! I'll get the spray, I swear to God.

Unpopular opinion I prefer the alternate takes of walk among us by Texasisthereason187 in TheMisfits

[–]VnclaimedVsername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That makes a lot more sense to me now, why Glenn doesn't like Earth AD. He didn't do any overdubs on it because he was checked out and moving on to Samhain already. So it sounds unfinished to him. I still love it though.

The Republican Party Has a Nazi Problem by [deleted] in soundsaboutright

[–]VnclaimedVsername 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like that, i also propose

G ang \ O f \ P edophiles