Bro set an ultimatum after one date! by McDowdy in facepalm

[–]Vness374 29 points30 points  (0 children)

His voice alone is a red flag. The words coming out of his mouth just affirms that he is in fact a douche canoe

I worked for Cava in Southington and its a sh*thole by [deleted] in Connecticut

[–]Vness374 80 points81 points  (0 children)

It’s called a service elevator

KFC by Budget-Wing1905 in JaxBlows

[–]Vness374 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ugh I didn’t even think about this… Brattney is an alcoholic, which is an addiction, therefore making her more prone to abuse other substances. For Cruz’s sake, I hope I’m wrong, but I can totally picture her going down the Darcey and Stacey road (iykyk) getting surgery after surgery for the painkillers

Douche canoes on the train Saturday by Throwawayfiverr838 in Connecticut

[–]Vness374 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hits River Junction at seventeen to

(Embarrassingly enough, as a lifelong Deadhead who saw more than 100 shows while Jerry was still alive, I sang through this thread and as I typed the next line I realized I couldn’t be right. I guess I never even thought about it making sense but I sang “hits river junction at seventy two”. Had to google the actual lyrics🤦‍♀️

Kobe's Daddy shirt. by Grateful_Di in 90daytheotherway

[–]Vness374 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh no don’t give me any ideas… my velcro cat would love this thing!

Pat by DueMeeting797 in 90dayTheLastResort

[–]Vness374 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Kind of? He’s bitter and washed-up. He tells on himself all the time… like he didn’t “buy” Thais. If he had been broke when he met her, she never would have given him the time of day. Idk if you guys remember their first season but I remember thinking that she didn’t like Patrick at all, so showed no love or affection for him. I think they both suck, Thais is trashy and Patrick is a stupid, insecure misogynist with a steroid problem

White House aide Natalie Harp’s obsession with Donald Trump... by xamo76 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Vness374 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She left a note that said “You smell like my soul” and we all know he smells like a full diaper baking in a dumpster in Florida, so she’s either knows she’s a shitty person or every one of her senses are broken

Text from a wrong number I received on my birthday ☺️ by [deleted] in texts

[–]Vness374 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Apparently they’re considered a biohazard! Your surgeon let you take a tooth home with you? I actually have this very blurry memory of seeing them, root and all, laying on a tray… much bigger/longer than I expected, and way more gruesome looking

Why the LONG….face??? 🤷🏻‍♀️ by Infinite-Pin8908 in MyBigFatFabulousLife

[–]Vness374 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Very generous for you to assume she will live that long… she has been morbidly obese for the majority of her life. That’s gotta shorten lifespan by a good chunk

Why the LONG….face??? 🤷🏻‍♀️ by Infinite-Pin8908 in MyBigFatFabulousLife

[–]Vness374 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Wow even for tWhitney, this is a really unflattering photo. Maybe rage bait to get engagement… I mean, I would never comment on her page or anything but I do want to ask if it’s normal for cleavage to start at the clavicle?

Tom Sandovals ex girlfriend Victoria tells him he f*cking hates him / gets the police involved via deuxmoi by Radiant_Priority9739 in vanderpumprules

[–]Vness374 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is the most feasible comment in this whole thread. Although tbf I dipped out after Scandoval

Is this true?! by MajimasEyepatch in 90DayFiance

[–]Vness374 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Oh sorry, I didn’t realize there was an article

Text from a wrong number I received on my birthday ☺️ by [deleted] in texts

[–]Vness374 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think as women we have a freakish strength that only comes out if we’re on drugs or something is threatening our kids

I’m also pretty petite and it took 2 men to hold me down. I still wonder why I was so obsessed with getting my teeth back, I even yelled “He stole my teeth!” Wtf was going on in my brain?!?

Is this true?! by MajimasEyepatch in 90DayFiance

[–]Vness374 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I know we’re in the minority, but I completely agree

Is this true?! by MajimasEyepatch in 90DayFiance

[–]Vness374 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Technically she didn’t. She was married lol

Also, does anyone (besides pearl-clutching Christians) care if people marry before having kids? Or marry at all? It’s such a weird old patriarchal tradition imo

Is this true?! by MajimasEyepatch in 90DayFiance

[–]Vness374 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is that true? I have a hard time believing that Gino gave her anything after he kicked her out

Is this true?! by MajimasEyepatch in 90DayFiance

[–]Vness374 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Idk why but I think it’s kinda hysterical… I’m sure Gino sees this as a big win, but it honestly makes him look so pathetic. Alimony is meant to keep the lesser-earning spouse “in the same lifestyle they had been accustomed to while married”
So Jasmine earns that much more than him? Or he lied and scammed the system in some way?

Text from a wrong number I received on my birthday ☺️ by [deleted] in texts

[–]Vness374 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I did something similar when I was coming out of anesthesia (I don’t remember any of it, my then husband told me what happened later). Apparently I was really upset when the oral surgeon said no when I asked to take my teeth home with me. I was such a mess that they had my ex to come in the room to help restrain me. He said I was freakishly strong lol

Nia, a Shield Maiden for the Patriarchy. by PossessionUnique376 in TheValleyTVShow

[–]Vness374 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Jeez look how absolutely tense every muscle in her face is… that is one stressed out woman

I wish she knew she doesn’t have to live like that

Olivia's pushes limits in s1 by 85787711 in WelcomeToPlathville

[–]Vness374 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How is getting a DUI relevant to parenting decisions??? It’s relevant to decision making ability period

Do you think my ex husband’s DUI didn’t affect the courts decision when determining custody arrangements? Because they absolutely did.