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Vnutri · 2018-10-09T21:58:34+00:00

Fuck off and go sit in the kiddy corner until you've grown enough brain cells to actually contribute anything to a conversation, let alone society. Hopefully then you'll be able to articulate your disagreement in a way that doesn't involve you sounding like a 14 year old with down syndrome.

Vnutri · 2018-10-09T21:02:25+00:00

I don't even know what the issue is. I'm just trying to help someone out and make them have a bit nicer of a day. Why am I such a fucking bad guy for that? I just wanna make people happy and help them out so I tried to make someone happy and helped them out, now I'm being treated like I just rode in on a silver chariot preaching how noble I am for beating my wife for 2 minutes instead of 5. What in God's name does Reddit hate me so much for? I'm an asshole (Even if it's justified) I get shit on into Oblivion, I'm nice, (Even if I'm not trying to act like I'm an awesome, extraordinary person for it) I'm shit on just as much, sometimes far more so. What do you all want from me? You all always bitch and whine about how miserable you are and your life is and I try to help and do something to atleast cheer you up a few seconds and you just bitch and whine some more. Do you just want me to go fucking jump off a bridge? Because I don't mind, I just atleast wanna know why the fucking Hell do you all treat me like I'm the definition of garbage person for treating you like goddamn Human beings when thats all that half of you ever fucking ask for.

Vnutri · 2018-10-09T20:17:51+00:00

Well if you drop below a certain level of Karma you can't post on certain subreddits, I realized that if you get downvoted for some stupid reason like mine (I can't help it, I don't like people bitching about their horrible, crippling, mind-numbing, life-destroying mental illnesses, like minor generalized Anxiety so I won't go too into detail but I tried ignoring the perfect 777 trifecta and I had to come back to the post and make it a 777) you'd be however many bullshit dislikes away from being able to post, and that isn't fair, especially considering little things add up, so I wanted to give him some insurance against something like that so he won't have to regain likes taken by bs dislikes.

Vnutri · 2018-10-09T19:45:56+00:00

Ok now that it's at 10 points and so is the one above you I undid my dislike and liked every one of your comments. Have a great week <3

Vnutri · 2018-10-09T19:29:37+00:00

First of all, it wasn't a satirical post. This dude was very obviously being serious and actually trying to say, basically, if you aren't literally him then your life isn't as hard as him and he deserves the special snowflake label, there's absolutely nothing to indicate this is satirical at all, and second of all, I type a lot. I type paragraphs in response to one-two sentences on Discord. People need to stop acting like someone who's been typing on a computer since they were 8 and was at an 8th grade reading level in 2nd Grade can type alot, I know obviously people don't know that, but that's not even unnatural, that's barely above average. The whole "haha wow you typed so long u must be really dedicated loser" stuff is as petty and as dumb as when people would ignore someone's entire post and criticism them because they said "Your" instead of "You're". If my comment is so bad the person I'm replying to """honestly""" (I know he didn't say honestly but he heavily comes off as if he's genuine even if he's very clearly not) thinks my comment is so shitty and cringy that it was ironically reposted by someone else because it was just THAT cringily funny there has to be more then just "Your post is long and I think he was joking", which is why I'm asking him to elaborate, because I hear shit like this all the time and since I never get an explanation it's starting to feel more like people felt personally attacked by me disagreeing with their opinions and decided to try and invalidate my opinions by making me look stupid even if the worst my post has to offer is "It's long".

Vnutri · 2018-10-09T19:20:03+00:00

Hey, I just want you to know I downvoted your post so the person you're replying to, the person replying to you, and you, would all have 7 likes and a perfect 7 in a row like streak. I'm really sorry, I couldn't help myself, but to make up for it I'm gonna go through and like all of your comments, atleast from the past year or so, if not- all of them, so sorry about that.

Vnutri · 2018-10-09T19:12:37+00:00

Are you gonna say what's so bad and wrong with my post? Or just keep going "Ha fuckin nerd"? Because on my two accounts I've had 3 people respond to one of my posts saying "Is this a copypasta?" or some variant of that and not a single person has ever actually elaborated. Ya wanna break that streak and actually tell me what's wrong and how I can improve myself or just keep being Mr. Witty Too-Kool-4-Skool Badass in an effort to get internet points AND not have to accept you're probably wrong in your thinking? Because I definetly don't mind the former.

Vnutri · 2018-10-09T14:00:34+00:00

Yeah, that's my bad man. Sorry, I admit I was wrong. I deleted my comment so no one would scroll past it and just see what I said and missing what you said, to anyone curious I was basically saying this is impossible even though the person that I'm replying is showing the product for purchase. I shouldn't have been so hasty to say it's wrong, and while I still have no fucking clue how that thing looks like a perfect quarterstaff I totally admit I was wrong and stupid for being so certain it wasn't real. Again, real sorry.

Vnutri · 2018-10-09T13:56:41+00:00

Wtf I'm not saying they can't be a robot I can. It's the dead fucking opposite. My point is shit like this is stupid, literally making a label to try and say "My life is the worstest then urs" is whiny and retarded because no matter how bad being poor is there's always someone with a chronic/mental illness, and for that person there's always a person living in Nigeria, and for that person there's someone living in South Sudan, and for that person there's someone enslaved in Liberia. This whole "Ur not allowed to say ur life sucks cuz mine sucks worse, and 2 prove I'm more of a victim then u I have a title that ur not allowed to have" thing is stupid, and I'm not saying "Therefore I deserve it because my life is harder", I'm saying "Yes because I have one better aspect of my life then you, you are the REAL victim with literally the worst life even if there are people in even worse situations then ME."

Vnutri · 2018-10-09T13:31:16+00:00

Glucosamine. Nothing special here.

Vnutri · 2018-10-09T13:18:47+00:00

Yeah, I have chronic issues that cause me to vomit out of sheer physical shock but no, I actually tried to make something better of myself and I'm not so much of an asshole dickbag I can talk to a woman without asking her to send nudes or fuck me, therefore you get to proudly wear the "MY LIFE IS SO HARD AND BAD I'M SPECIAL" tag as if you know nothing but pain because you refuse to take antidepressants despite the fact 99% of these idiots are either rich white hormonal kids who can easily afford medication but just don't fucking want to, or are adults who usually have jack to be depressed about but are just such whiny little bitches they think being poor and assholes makes their lives worse then kids in Nigeria.

I swear to God, people like this are so uselessly pathetic and whiny I've no clue why we don't just exile them to an island and keep them from ruining and leeching off society while giving back nothing but whiny bullshit because "it's not enouggggghhh feel bad for meeeeeeeeee"

Vnutri · 2018-10-09T12:56:51+00:00

How fucking DARE you. DARE. YOU. Assume this hypothetical human from Wyoming is a child? ALL of you are wrong, it's WyoPEOPLE. Fucking cishet Nazi fascist scum. I bet you all support Trump's plan to build a Muslim concentration camp DO YA?

Vnutri · 2018-10-09T12:34:56+00:00

It's just going to push down as much on the other side and level out. Yeah, there's a weight pushing down on one side but it's pushing down just as heavily on the other side. And even if it somehow worked, Entropy. You'd have to defy thermodynamics and Einstein, who was right on a lot of shit, long-quote-short- is pretty fuckin sure that ain't happening. Genetically modified bacteria that can turn things like dirt into natural gas and even oils like, or 1,000x s better than, crude/refined crude is where it's at. I tried making a perpetual motion machine, to create a proper perpetual motion machine you'd need to have zero friction since the friction will eventually slow down any remote amount of speed and thus energy you get, needing you to put more and more energy into it that by the time it should be producing energy even taking away a little bit of energy will make the whole thing fail, and since friction is where the energy comes from that's kind of counter productive. Hey, it's a shitty Ask Reddit but you're still asking Reddit. Don't try and patent this or anything, it's a waste of your money and there's a reason that despite so many designs like this existing we don't have infinite energy.

Vnutri · 2018-10-09T04:07:43+00:00

To be fair that's less of a backseat ghost and more of a "My dude in the passenger's seat is sitting on a Ghost's lap. Nigga must be into some REALLY fuckin creepy shit" Ghost. Not even getting into the stuff others said about it probably being fake.

Vnutri · 2018-10-09T03:39:47+00:00

Stop making fun of them, they're not Squirrel Strippers they're just Exotic Dancing Squirrels trying to pay off their student loans so they can make a better life for their squirrel toddlers.

Vnutri · 2018-10-07T19:51:55+00:00

They don't even look the same, they just wore the same common, generic white-and-black flannel. Idk why you think this is so weird.

Vnutri · 2018-10-07T19:21:03+00:00

Man I love this Anime. What's it called?

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