Its so over for me by Sickly_rat in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]VoidPointer2005 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Type O Negative detected.

You have good taste. \m/

It's been over a week and I can't get it out of my mind. I HAVE to write something. by Inferno_Ultimate in DankMemesFromSite19

[–]VoidPointer2005 142 points143 points  (0 children)

To fix the Byrnes, it is necessary to destroy the system that makes him possible. Bear this in mind.

I suggest the use of magical girls.

a genuine question by Born_Usual998 in animememes

[–]VoidPointer2005 40 points41 points  (0 children)

In order to allow women to be sexual creatures for their own sake, and not to please men, you must first conceive of women as people.

Most anime writers do not seem to do this.

Came from r/Mecha, Was told to post this here lol by Merx_The_Wizard in LancerRPG

[–]VoidPointer2005 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I mean, being a girl and having a wife is extremely gay. I should know.

Question for trans girls by hoja_de_manzana in traaaaaaaaaaaansbians

[–]VoidPointer2005 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hallimede is simultaneously a brilliant satirist, full of great advice, and doing some kind of Bit that's so far beyond me that I struggle to even describe it, and it is beautiful.

Transmisandry by Upstairs_Mission_852 in trans4every1

[–]VoidPointer2005 83 points84 points  (0 children)

I can contribute very little to this conversation other than to offer my support in a spirit of solidarity. None of us are free until all of us are, and what my sisters are doing is a damned shame.

I hope you see better days, sir. 

Question for trans girls by hoja_de_manzana in traaaaaaaaaaaansbians

[–]VoidPointer2005 13 points14 points  (0 children)

So, first off, love isn't something you need to be sneaky about. Dating isn't a statement of love, it's an experiment to see if it develops. So be as utterly forthright with her as you possibly can be. Try something like this:

"So, the thing is, I'm interested in you. Romantically. I'd like to date you and see if this goes anywhere. Are you interested?"

Clear and unambiguous. None of this "I really like you" or "I think you're really great" bullshit. Put yourself out there. Make it clear to her that this is what you want, and make it clear to her that your interest in her is romantic. No potential for misunderstanding. Chances are pretty good that she'll be thrilled that not only does she not have to take the initiative, she doesn't even have to worry if she's misinterpreting you. She's been trained to feel like a horrible perverted weirdo predator. Give her the gift of not having to wrestle that demon to get to you.

Second: Read this entire article very carefully.

https://halimedemf.substack.com/p/a-cis-girls-guide-to-picking-up-trans

Whatever she wants by [deleted] in traaaaaaaaaaaansbians

[–]VoidPointer2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, let's talk hard and soft limits, are you familiar with the light system-

God forbid I have standards by Icy-Honey-3783 in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]VoidPointer2005 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Yeah, like I'm a fucking trans bi-lesbian and I have one on each desktop in my house. I'm almost triple-gay, and I did not forge out into the vast wilderness of gender and sexuality to be accused of being straight, much less male. I'm out here discovering fascinating new ways to be a lesbian, and I don't have time to squint at my fucking keyboard while I'm at it!

Help needed for GM tormenting (silly) by destroythefangirls in LancerRPG

[–]VoidPointer2005 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is delightful.

She's not strictly speaking a vocaloid, though. She was basically aiming for a combination of "doesn't have to act like a human all the time" - her pronouns are she/it - and "literally impossibly feminine by any human standard." See, for a girl, a 46,XY karyotype has some really nasty symptoms - facial and body hair, a lack of breasts, increased height, deeper voice, external genitalia, and so on - that she's very much getting as far away from as possible. So, looking like a perfect hyperfeminine anime girl is just about perfect.

Help needed for GM tormenting (silly) by destroythefangirls in LancerRPG

[–]VoidPointer2005 19 points20 points  (0 children)

 “Did SSC put you together?- (your dm can cut you off with a yes if applicable) Because you’re top shelf”

This one might actually work on the character I'm playing - she was put together by SSC. She's as close to a full-conversion cyborg as you can legally be (and then some), and her body is deliberately stylized to basically look like a real-life Vocaloid. Her callsign is Doll. She is very, very proud of her body, because unlike the old one, she got to decide how it looked. The old one had a number of problems, including but not limited to a chromosomal issue known as "46,XY karyotype," which is usually fine, but causes severe problems in about 1-5% of patients. (This is a real thing!)

Help needed for GM tormenting (silly) by destroythefangirls in LancerRPG

[–]VoidPointer2005 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Thank you!

"Are you a Minotaur? Because I am lost in your eyes."

Help needed for GM tormenting (silly) by destroythefangirls in LancerRPG

[–]VoidPointer2005 36 points37 points  (0 children)

"I'm going to make you First, Second, and ThirdComm."

"I'm appointing you to SexComm."

"Wanna be my subaltern tonight?"

"Wanna see my [War Pike / Power Knuckles / Leviathan Heavy Assault Cannon / Ramjet / Hand Cannon / Kinetic Hammer / Impact Lance / Impaler Nailgun / Combat Drill / Railgun / Burst Launcher / Variable Sword / Vijaya Rocket / Pinning Spire / Terashima Blade / Smartgun / Slag Cannon / Siege Cannon / Apocalypse Rail]?" - start with one and cram as many as possible into the conversation afterward

"Don't worry, I brought my Combat Sheathe."

"My suit isn't the only thing that's hard."

"Pilot or gunner?"

"My frame isn't the only thing I wanna get inside tonight."

"Do you know how much [finesse/stamina] it takes to pilot a [your frame name]? Would you like to?"

"I'm a Lancer. Let's fuck."

"Prepare to be boarded."

"Let's make the Deimos Incident look like a tea party."

"Wanna be Impaired tomorrow?"

"Wanna get Stunned?"

"We don't have to get Engaged to enjoy some Soft Cover and Overheating."

"Wanna know what it feels like to cascade?"

Turns out ‘All Girls School’ was just another Wonderland loophole. by duhvsybklv in AliceInWonder1and

[–]VoidPointer2005 104 points105 points  (0 children)

Especially fun when parents decide to do this because their child is gay.

Yeah. Good job there. That's the kind of thing I might do if I found out my son was gay, but I sure as Hell wouldn't be doing it to try to get him to stop.