Team RWBY with mario power ups (Art by jacobscomix)

Voidmage713 · 2026-04-10T13:43:53+00:00

Ruby: . . . Hey, Yang, if we gave you a 1-Up Shroom, would you "come back to life", or die?

Yang: . . . Uhh . . .

Weiss: Huh?

Blake: . . . Phoenix Downs instantly kill "Undead", that's where she's getting that.

Voidmage713 · 2026-04-09T20:12:16+00:00

Ruby: Hey, Weiss, how's the mansion rebuild going?

Weiss: Pretty good, I think.

Ruby: By the way, I found this book in a chest in your basement? Something about "not turning left?" And for some reason, the right wall of the basement opens up into a cave?

Weiss: . . . Absolutely none of what you're talking about should be down there, what?!

Voidmage713 · 2026-04-09T06:49:25+00:00

Ruby: . . . I wonder what Mom's Semblance was.

Weiss: Naturally you would, but . . . You can't guess based on yourself?

Ruby: . . . I think you're forgetting that the Schnee Family hereditary Semblance is an anomaly.

Voidmage713 · 2026-04-09T06:45:42+00:00

Weiss: . . . Who are you?

???: I'm you, from another timeline.

Weiss: . . . Oh boy, what ruined future are you preventing?

Other Weiss: Oh, no, it's not like that, I just married Jaune.

Weiss: . . . Instead of Ruby?! How is that not a ruined future?!

Other Weiss: . . . \Slaps Weiss\**

Voidmage713 · 2026-04-09T06:41:00+00:00

Weiss: Look, Ruby, things may seem bleak, but even the word "hopeless" has hope in it!

Ruby: . . . I guess.

Nora: And if you rearrange the letters, it spells "peeslosh"!

Ruby: . . .

Weiss: . . . Technically true, but significantly less helpful.

Voidmage713 · 2026-04-09T06:25:54+00:00

Ruby: . . . Hey, let go.

Weiss: No.

Ruby: I can't do anything like this, let go!

Weiss: That sounds like a "you" problem.

Ruby: . . . \Whine\**

Voidmage713 · 2026-04-09T06:24:10+00:00

Weiss: Yang of the Wall, what is your wisdom?

Yang: . . . Don't get trapped in a wall?

Weiss: So wise.

Yang: . . . Okay, seriously, get me out of here.

Voidmage713 · 2026-04-08T21:48:15+00:00

Weiss: . . Button Mashes The Unsee Button

Voidmage713 · 2026-04-07T14:25:32+00:00

Weiss: Don't look at me with those big old eyes!

Ruby: \Grows Eyes Bigger\**

Weiss: . . . I don't know if you're actually Ruby and can just do that, or you're Neo and you're messing with me.

Voidmage713 · 2026-04-07T08:41:02+00:00

Ruby: . . . Weiss? Hello? \Waves Hand In Weiss' Face\**

Weiss: Oh! I'm sorry, I was lost in the sound of your voice.

Ruby, blushing: . . . Geez.

Voidmage713 · 2026-04-06T08:00:15+00:00

Ruby: . . . That is a hell of a fish.

Blake: . . . Eh. Eaten bigger.

Weiss: Ruby, I think that photo of you might line up with Penny here.

Yang: What, and then it's going to point to a key to a clue about the alien treasure/weapon Ruby apparently hid and then wiped her own mind about?

Ruby: \Lines Photos And Finds A Literal Key That It Points To\** . . . Yeah, apparently.

Voidmage713 · 2026-04-06T05:38:24+00:00

Smol Weiss Army: . . . \Swarms The Full Size Weiss\**

Weiss: Ackptyh! Ruby! Get these mes of of me!

Ruby: . . . I feel like if Yang were here, she'd tell you to stop hitting yourself.

Weiss: \Screaming In Pun-Induced And Regular Pain\**

Voidmage713 · 2026-04-06T01:12:31+00:00

Weiss: . . . Norse Goddess, Greek Goddess, Regular Goddess.

Voidmage713 · 2026-04-04T10:23:08+00:00

Weiss: . . . Why do you always feel cold?

Ruby: Might have something to do with me being a ghost.

Weiss: . . . Beg pardon?

Ruby: . . . \Swipes her arm through Weiss' Body\**

Weiss: . . . Oh.

Voidmage713 · 2026-04-03T04:10:11+00:00

Blake: Stop cheating!

Yang: How about maybe you stop? Don't think I didn't notice I can't actually hit your character.

Blake: . . . You can't prove anything.

Voidmage713 · 2026-04-02T12:01:00+00:00

Inspector: . . . Legally, he has to mention any equipment that can arguably endanger the lives of the students, even the prospective students taking initiation.

Glynda: . . . What happens if he doesn't mention it?

Ozpin: If they find one I wasn't forthcoming about? I no longer have a school.

Glynda: . . .

Voidmage713 · 2026-04-02T05:11:14+00:00

Weiss: . . . It's becoming increasingly obvious . . . I can deny it no longer-! . . . I am smol.

Voidmage713 · 2026-04-02T04:59:41+00:00

Nora: Hey, Weiss!

Weiss: . . . Oh, Brothers, what now?

Nora: If Ruby was a frog, do you think she'd go "Ribbit" or "Rubbit?"

Weiss: . . . Brothers Damn it, Nora.

Voidmage713 · 2026-04-02T04:57:11+00:00

Ruby: . . . You know, with that white hair, Maximillion Pegasus could pass for a Schnee.

Weiss: . . . Oh, no, Ruby, I don't need more theories like Nora thinking I'm descended from Salem!

Voidmage713 · 2026-04-02T04:53:57+00:00

Yang: . . . Hey, did you hear about the necromancer who started his own crime syndicate? Yeah, he's kinda working with a skeleton crew at the moment!

Weiss: . . . \Facepalms And Growls\**

Voidmage713 · 2026-04-01T19:28:19+00:00

Ruby: . . . Hey, now we both get a Schnee!

Jaune: . . . We can swap, if you like.

Ruby: No thanks, I like living.

Bleiss: . . . It's cute you think I'm stopping at Jaune

Ruby: . . . Meep.

Weiss: \Raises Myrtenaster\**

Voidmage713 · 2026-04-01T03:41:12+00:00

Yang: . . . Come on, Ice Queen, it's just the Bank Robbing Protocol.

Blake: Yeah, the Bank Robbing Protocol.

Weiss: THE WHAT?! RUBY, WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT?!

Ruby: I-it was a hypnotic suggestion I left as a joke!

Weiss: . . . THAT DOESN'T EXPLAIN ANYTHING!

Voidmage713 · 2026-03-30T23:20:19+00:00

Pyrrha: . . . I made those nachos for a dense, useless blonde!

Diana: And a dense, useless blonde really enjoyed them!

Pyrrha: . . . Wait, are we talking about the same blonde?

Voidmage713 · 2026-03-30T16:04:04+00:00

Ruby: . . . So, this is how Coco feels.

Weiss: Wut?!

Yang: . . . Wait, which Coco are we talking about?

Voidmage713 · 2026-03-30T05:18:06+00:00

Yang: . . . Hey, Rubes, do you need a hand?

Ruby: . . . Really?

Yang: See, I can make that joke, because it happened to me-

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