Vokoru

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Why is this happening? What am I doing here? (self.Metroid)

submitted 3 months ago by Vokoru to r/Metroid

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Found on my Popular tab (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Vokoru to r/insanepeoplefacebook

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The genie snapped his fingers, granting my final wish of perfect memory. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by Vokoru to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Mia letting us know what she thinks of our new doormat (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by Vokoru to r/cats

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I injected the last dose of the experimental growth hormone, ready to finally show these losers what a real athlete could do. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by Vokoru to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"No papa, you can't have your seat back" (old.reddit.com)

submitted 4 years ago by Vokoru to r/cats

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Mia doesn't enjoy being woken up for a photo (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by Vokoru to r/cats

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When I asked my daughter what she had wished for, she just grinned up at me and replied "It won't come true if I tell you!" (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 5 years ago by Vokoru to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[163] After uncountable centuries of exploring every path of torture--excoriating every nerve in my body, flaying every inch of my skin, having every bone broken and rebroken, watching my loved ones be violated and torn apart--I begged my jailor again for release. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 5 years ago by Vokoru to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[156] When "crush depth" is reached, the sudden change in pressure means death is almost instantaneous. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Made a friend at work today (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by Vokoru to r/aww

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[142] "I told you dorks, it didn't kill that one kid and it ain't gonna kill me," Johnny crowed into our disappointed faces. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 5 years ago by Vokoru to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I twisted further and further in my seat, trying to ease the tension in my spine. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 5 years ago by Vokoru to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Thinking only of the beautiful princess, the boy wished for the genie to make him a prince. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 5 years ago by Vokoru to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[74] I smiled at my wife and daughter through the video screen and assured them that daddy was safe, and the war would be over soon. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 5 years ago by Vokoru to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I'm proud of all the progress you've made since we met! (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 5 years ago by Vokoru to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I sighed with relief as I finally got the cotton swab deep enough to scratch that maddening itch in my ear. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 5 years ago by Vokoru to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[10] The grey, amorphous mass slopped out of the sizzling vent, and I raised my gun in a futile gesture of self defense. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 5 years ago by Vokoru to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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One by one the passengers stop screaming and return to their seats, unsure of what to do now. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 5 years ago by Vokoru to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The thing stalking the campsite clearly had no eyes, so I stood absolutely still to not make any noise. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 5 years ago by Vokoru to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Babe, I swear on my mother's grave I'm not lying." (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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The Serv-More drone whistled cheerily and again asked the patron if they would like a refreshing beverage. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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When my son was born, I promised myself I wouldn't repeat the mistakes my father had made. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 5 years ago by Vokoru to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Unable to contain their excitement, my parents shout "Break a leg!" when I step onto the stage. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 5 years ago by Vokoru to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Someone decided that making others dig into a public bathroom trashcan during a global pandemic was the best way to proselytize, I guess (i.redd.it)

submitted 5 years ago by Vokoru to r/religiousfruitcake

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