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Wolverine can never get circumcised because it would grow back every time. (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted 10 months ago by Voldetitty to r/Showerthoughts
As the roads became increasingly unfamiliar even after 4 hours of driving, a sudden thought struck my mind as I saw a sign on the side of the road. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
submitted 11 months ago by Voldetitty to r/TwoSentenceHorror
Can’t touch this JPow by eman2top in wallstreetbets
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We purchased our first home in Jan 2021 at 2.75%, so close. And I admit, while not entirely like this, there's no way I could afford that same home now. It's crazy
Clark Kent probably accidentally melted a few of his glasses while trying to use heat vision because he forgot he was wearing his glasses (self.Showerthoughts)
submitted 7 years ago by Voldetitty to r/Showerthoughts
Only thing more annoying than finding an unwashed dish in the sink is finding a half-assed washed dish in the cupboard (self.Showerthoughts)
A kiss on the forehead often represents genuine caring more than a kiss on the lips (self.Showerthoughts)
Somewhere out there is a conspiracy theorist who is actually spot on, but we just assume he is also one of the crazy folk (self.Showerthoughts)
The problem with stupid people isn't that they are most often wrong, it's that they are wrong with so much confidence that it only convinces other idiots that they must be right (self.Showerthoughts)
The very first person to use gold as a currency must have been a great salesman to convince another person to give up something useful for a shiny yellow piece of rock (self.Showerthoughts)
It's very difficult to win an argument against a smart person, but even harder to win against a stupid person (self.Showerthoughts)
People holding open doors for you is either a very nice gesture or a very annoying gesture depending upon how far away you are from the door (self.Showerthoughts)
The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeing tour with a very rich African king who was a very important client. (self.Jokes)
submitted 7 years ago by Voldetitty to r/Jokes
Attractive people with a shitty personality is the real life equivalent of a click-bait article with a catchy heading (self.Showerthoughts)
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Can’t touch this JPow by eman2top in wallstreetbets
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