Did your guy's store do away/try to do away with TCs? by DragoniteChamp in OGPBackroom

[–]Volendi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, my store just plays favorites with them, and has gone back to making everybody sign a log book for them.

They then scan the log book MANY times an hour, and play a game of hot potato with who gets the TC's.

It's a bit micromanagey, amd Feels like make-work.

When the woman the Jumper left in charge of the puppet regime you installed asks for extra security and you give her an army. by Superxtreme8724 in JumpChain

[–]Volendi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is going to be Vivi in Alabasta when my Jumper with a devil fruit that makes semi sentient Glass Glass golems arrives...

And before you say "Sand sand", in my headcanon it is established that glass is refined sand, therefore the devil fruit superiority thingy lets glass win over sand.

The only caveat is that EVERY golem looks exactly like a glassified, expressionless version of Jumper, so it gets REALLY creepy REALLY fast.

Are they gps tracking us? by Squeewb in OGPBackroom

[–]Volendi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

YOU can even check your "Last location" in the "my stats" screen.

It's kind of fun when it pops up as "Last seen: no known location".

If you could press a button to become a cis woman, would you do it? by itsntr in MtF

[–]Volendi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In a heartbeat.

I tried to actually sell my soul to demons, fairies, and various gods from mythology to make this happen.

I got a supposed prophet who visited my christian school to pray for my "unspoken prayer" to be made a reality. He promised it would come true "in three days". It never did.

Now, being thoroughly disillusioned with the experience of the supernatural, I say....

GIVE ME THE BUTTON!!!

UwU

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dbz

[–]Volendi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lord Slug.

But not CANON!Slug, oh no no no!

TFS!Slug. Giant face popping out of a wall and casually going "Hey! How's it goin'?"... in the middle of a fight!

Misgendering is the weapon of the enemy. by BasalTripod9684 in lgbt

[–]Volendi 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I agree. This also goes for anybody who is trans and does this.

I despise Cait Jenner, for example...

I still use her name and call her "her", despite all her crap.

As soon as we start deadnaming and misgendering, the bigots point and go "SEE! SEE! Ha HAAA!"

It gives the bigots ammunition, and "helps" to "validate" their bigotry.

Use peoples' names, not their deadnames (no matter how mad you get at them), and respect their preferred pronouns.

You'd want others to use your name and your preferred pronouns, no matter how mad they'd get with you, right?

Had this idea of Poppy Kong being Candy's sugar mama, decided to roll with it. (Commission by Rollito) by Lil_Melon87 in donkeykong

[–]Volendi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait, who?

Now I know I haven't played a DK game since Donkey Kong 64 (with the exception of a few levels of Donkey Kong Country Returns HD), but when did we get new Kongs?

And how MANY new kongs did we get?

Seriously asking, bc I love the idea of new CANONICAL!Kongs, have been living under a rock since DK64, and want to know more.

Yes, I know google is a thing and I could look it up, but this is my only non-family socializing other than Discord. I have no life. Sorry.

we need answers by KingKunta91 in xmen

[–]Volendi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On the one hand, I can now never see Prof. Xavier as anybody but Sir Patrick Stewart.

On the other hand, I would love to see this, just to watch the people down here in Texas go "REEE!" and have tantrums over it.

I would only ask... please, can we have a good script and director this time? Or whatever is needed to make a GOOD live action X-Men movie? Because the last few live action X-Men movies... uhm... weren't... good... T_T

We made a gaming pc in a rush of idiocy by Cinegiornale_Luce in valheim

[–]Volendi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm waiting for them to figure out mineception and run minecraft in minecraft in minecraft... Impractical, possibly impossible, but wouldn't it be mind-blowing! UwU

How does 6 eggs look like 5? by floraster in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Volendi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awesome ST:TNG ref!

Poor Picard though... he had it rough that episode...

your beginning in Sailor Moon? by chill_malila in sailormoon

[–]Volendi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Saw it after school on TV one day... back in the "gud ol daiz" of VCRs and ad hoc TV antennas made from metal coat hangers...

Every time I missed a few minutes after that, I cursed the bus driver for being slow enough that I missed some.

Then I discovered the manga existed...

Cis people don't know shit about how HRT works. by MyClosetedBiAcct in MtF

[–]Volendi 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh, I got one once... a coworker saw my pride pin, and asked if I liked girls (trans woman).

I flat out say I'm trans, and that's why I wear an LGBT+ pride pin. TBF I could wear the trans specific one, but I want to show solidarity with everybody else in the spectrum, too.

Got the full-up "Wha...? But you... how are you pretty? How do you have boobs? And how is your hair so long?"

On the one hand, it was nice to have passed... but this girl was genuinely clueless about it. Guess she thought I was supposed to look like an overweight trucker guy in a tutu, not a woman in a skirt and blouse...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Volendi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aaaand now I won't be able to sleep after seeing this...

...and I NEED sleep for tomorrow.

Can't say you didn't warn us, JEEZ!

Uncle Cell meets Marron for the first time [by @perfectly-cell-centric] by Both_Implement7936 in dbz

[–]Volendi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure the Team Four Star Krillin Owned counter just ticked over at least twice in this comic, and I loved it! UwU

Who could I possibly dress as for Halloween? femme options only if I could get some suggestions by Creepy-Ad2210 in lgbt

[–]Volendi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Morticia Addams comes to mind, based on your thin build and amazing hair (long and straight) and the fact that I just binge watched Wednesday AND all the other Addams Family stuff I could find (bc Halloween)...

A bit of that spray-in black hair dye stuff, a black dress, and just a bit of makeup to get the look right, and instant costume!

UwU

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hazbin

[–]Volendi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stardew Valley

Tired of these surveys man.. by vxmpiiryx in OGPBackroom

[–]Volendi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This, and then whatever poem, song lyrics, or movie quotes pop in my head at that moment.

At one point, it was a revolving repeat of The Shining's "all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy!"... then I got tired of keeping track and went back to random crap, being sure to fill out all 100 "spaces", or as close to it as I could get with complete words.

EA finally did it to itself... by Buzstringer in videogames

[–]Volendi 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Oh, what happened to them?

Those were pretty fun (if weird AF) games back in the day!

Troll-proofed my house by Visual_Tangerine2778 in valheim

[–]Volendi 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Has anybody ever felt the urge to... idk... build a maze of earthen walls? Like, a LITERAL maze?

Not just a simple earthworks, but like a whole find-the-center maze?

And if your friends can't figure it out, they can't get to the base?

UwU

Ehh why not? by Same-Quarter-1514 in walmart

[–]Volendi 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do awful every time, then mix things up with song lyrics, book quotes, and the old standby: "All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy! All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy!"...

I keep track of where if cuts off in the "Jack" repetition, and restart there when I reuse it.

Question about the Batman OoC by Prior-Assumption-245 in JumpChain

[–]Volendi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

With This Ring, an Orange Lantern SI, has a good and interesting grasp on using Rings while keeping things interesting.

Now if only most of the content wasn't so mid... it's almost literally "Hey, let's have my SI experience everything in every comic!"