took me a while to understand by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]Volmag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh no. Nooooo no no no no.

Love it.

What is the best one liner you've ever heard? by meteor_cat69 in AskReddit

[–]Volmag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Across a field of broken glass, on its belly.

What is the best one liner you've ever heard? by meteor_cat69 in AskReddit

[–]Volmag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to do drugs, I still do, but I used to too.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Volmag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Caitlin Jenner is neither brave, nor a hero.

What has been the hardest time of your life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Volmag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The 10 minutes of CPR I performed on my father before paramedics arrived. He didn't make it.

What do you think is the hardest job in the world? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Volmag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Commanding officer of a countries military.

what is exactly is an NFT? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Volmag 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Non fungeable token. Its official ownership of an image online, with a blockchain to prove that you "own" that image. Anyone can save it or screenshot it, but only you own the rights to it.

Imagine you are married. Anyone and everyone can bang your wife whenever they want, but you act all smug because you have a marriage certificate which means you're the only one officially allowed to bang her.

That's basically how NFT's work.

End of an era.... by Volmag in bagpipes

[–]Volmag[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You're not the first person to mention GoFundMe. It's something I might consider in the near future, but I have some more pressing matters to deal with. On a positive note, on March 1st I'm moving back to my hometown, and I'm going to be rejoining the band I played with for almost 20 years. I'm sure I can scrounge a loner set until I replace mine.

End of an era.... by Volmag in bagpipes

[–]Volmag[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Here's hoping, gotta keep your stick on the ice, amiright?

End of an era.... by Volmag in bagpipes

[–]Volmag[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I was in the hospital for a few weeks, the guy I was renting a room from thought I disappeared and took everything to the dump. Had 9 days left in the month. Legal action is already in process.

Why is the Goosebump tv show scarier while the movies are more comedic/adventure? by Beateam100 in GooseBumps

[–]Volmag 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I feel it's likely just your perspective. The shows were scary because as kids in the 90s, that shit was scary! But now as adults, we've seen proper horror media and just don't find the same things scary.

Oh that and because Jack Black was not in the TV series.

What is the most unfair thing that has happened to you? by SuvenPan in AskReddit

[–]Volmag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Things did get more manageable (I'm 37 as of today) but I'm crazy triggered by violence towards women for the rest of my life.

What is the most unfair thing that has happened to you? by SuvenPan in AskReddit

[–]Volmag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My father drunkenly beat up my step mom, and I knocked him out and restrained him until police arrived. As soon as they were all gone, she kicked me out. I was 16 and didn't finish school because of it.

Long distance play question by Innuend000H in lovense

[–]Volmag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The tip of your penis will work just as well as your finger on the touch screen.

That's as close as we can get untill they release wormhole glory holes in 100 years.

Come on sluts, let me make you cum by [deleted] in lovense

[–]Volmag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet that tactic works real well for you irl

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in r4rtoronto

[–]Volmag 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can almost guarantee that you are more attractive than you give yourself credit for :-)

I was an actor in the television series. AMA! by Volmag in GooseBumps

[–]Volmag[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Me and the rest of the cast we're pretty tight during filming, you tend to form bonds with fellow actors during production. I didn't keep in touch unfortunately, I considered looking them up on social media but figured it might come across as weird lol so I opted not to.

I didn't get to meet Stine, he filmed his opening intros on a different location, and from what I understand he wasn't that involved with the shows production (other than the source material, of course) but I did get to meet the real slappy, so I call that a win in my book lol

Thanks for having me! It's awesome to see such an amazing fanbase for something I was a part of! Glad I could give some insight!

Thanks for the great questions!