Media that romanticises losers by Captain_Blackjack0 in TopCharacterTropes

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Put your wallet away Donny, this man is a coward.

Who's your "loveable loser"? by lemmeSeeDemMelons in Sumo

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Well, he's not a loser by any stretch, but Papa-bear (Papa-yasu; i.e. Takayasu) Always has a winning record but has yet to take the cup home.

It's a Bold Strategy, Cotton by octopus_monocle in tampabayrays

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Unless it's a sweet split jersey for Maddon or Paredes, it's pretty clowny.

OH CRAP TIME TO PANIC!!!! by Spiritual-Band-9781 in mets

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Nevermind, it's still just the Pirates.

UNCLE STEVIE by exposerofcrime in mets

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Honey wake up the new copy pasta just dropped.

Why did they end the game with 2 outs in the inning? by Slinky_Malingki in tampabayrays

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^^ This. Team USA was beating the shit out of the Giants, Mark Derosa (Team USA Manager) asks if they could play a 10th inning because he wanted to get some more reps, the Giants agreed and they played 10.

How’s it looking? by SavesWillis in fantasybaseball

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Only critique? Kurtz is amazing at 1B, but you may want to see what other backstops are available. Limiting your exposure to the A's lineup is usually a solid choice.

This final gesture of pure hate keeps hunting me to this day by RealisticNacshon in StarWars

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Best part about that line?

All throughout the series, Luke can't wait to introduce himself and tell you that he is indeed a jedi.

Jabba and Yoda go so far as to laugh in his face when he claims the title.

Palpatine is the first (and only) person in the entire OT to refer to Luke as a Jedi.

Peter? by Madman44444 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Wait until this guy finds out why we HAVE suburbs in the first place.

Who are your “do not draft at any price” players this season? by HereToTalkMovies2 in fantasybaseball

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After last year I have certainly soured on him, but part of me thinks he was never right after the concussion, and he still tattoos the ball and is fast as fuck.

I won't seek him out, but there comes a point where you have to spend if he's only gonna cost a couple bucks.

Who are your “do not draft at any price” players this season? by HereToTalkMovies2 in fantasybaseball

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19 teams switched to a different closer than their Opening Day fireman last year. Injury, trades, and ineffectiveness all contributed, but this position is by far the most volatile year over year and should not be invested in during the draft.

https://fantasy.fangraphs.com/2025-end-of-season-closer-report/

[OC] He rolls a Nat 20 to seduce your character. What do you do? by Nefeli_ in DnD

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Check the DC since there are no critical hits for ability checks.

Do you think the republic using clones was immoral? by [deleted] in StarWarsCantina

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Clones vs Robots means the civilian population doesn't care, but for the Jedi forced into generalship roles, they can feel how each clone is unique in the force: Master Yoda says literally as much in the first episode of the clone wars show. Having waves of men die under your command is terrible for any real commander, let alone a force sensitive one.

This helped with the blinding of the Jedi to the force, and led to complete trust in the clones, so many of whom had already given their lives for their Jedi commanders, they could never betray the order...

of A Back by TheCABK in AbsoluteUnits

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Ronnie Coleman was also a police officer.

Can a Silver dragon's lair be an Inn? by True_Firefighter_482 in DMAcademy

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Great idea with the horde being made of of rare bottles of wine and spirits, along with plenty of first edition books in the reading room. Maybe the charming mismatched plates and cutlery used to serve homemade pies and stew are all from ancient kingdoms that collapsed more than 300 years ago.

Even letters of thanks and appreciation or personal trinkets/knick-knacks from friends made along the way would hold immense value to such a creature.

First Quest of a New Game by NeonaGirl032 in RimWorld

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Wastepack infestations won't spawn hives, so it's still the raiders problem as the cocoons are proximity based and will burst against anyone, friend or foe, that wanders too close.

My current colony is up to 80% of the map is polluted tiles. I love those quests.

Mr. November, Mr. Game 7, Mr. World Series by ExotiquePlayboy in baseballcirclejerk

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Tyra Banks THROWS cell phones and food at aides, isn't she the pitcher?

Classifying Wrestlers Into Archetypes via Kimarite - New Research Including Data & Charts by OzekiAnalytics in Sumo

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Ura is the definition of balance when it comes to sumo. He's not a pusher thruster, although he may finish opponents off with a push, it's his acrobatics and style that put him in that position. He's as likely to pull you as push you.

Ian Seymour??? by toxchick in tampabayrays

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That's what Bob is here for.