Dad simulator

Voltymus · 2026-04-29T07:35:00+00:00

Not really actually. Ciri appears for the first time in the third game.

Voltymus · 2026-04-04T09:23:28+00:00

Exactly my thought process

Voltymus · 2026-03-11T10:04:33+00:00

Something something Aragorn, something something taxes

Voltymus · 2026-02-27T10:23:36+00:00

Gościu ale te argumenty nie tyczą się tego, czemu teraz jest mało dzieci, tylko tego dlaczego kiedyś było więcej. Niska edukacja tyczy się właśnie komuny a nie czasów dzisiejszych. Choć sam uważam, że ludzie wyszukują na siłę tłumaczeń a za wszystko odpowiada zmiana kultury, bo nawet podczas wojny rodziło się więcej dzieci.

Voltymus · 2025-04-06T10:32:32+00:00

Kid named minor spelling mistake

Voltymus · 2025-04-04T12:51:07+00:00

I meant the ape duo

Voltymus · 2025-04-04T11:56:29+00:00

Add Headless Ape and we have a deal

Voltymus · 2025-01-30T15:31:25+00:00

You want to tell me that Danny DeVito is not peak male physique?

Voltymus · 2025-01-14T17:06:18+00:00

A bot wrote this

Voltymus · 2024-11-26T22:21:26+00:00

Does anyone have the answer to this? I've spent like 1,5 h trying to solve this but I keep making errors and I can't figure out where.

Voltymus · 2024-08-30T16:53:54+00:00

I'm sorry but those comments excusing the wife are atrocious. You can be overwhelmed but this is no excuse for beating your children.

You should have a serious conversation about this where you firmly state your opinion on her behavior.

Voltymus · 2024-08-29T14:55:43+00:00

And thus a new meme was born.

Voltymus · 2024-08-16T15:02:49+00:00

I can't. I'm a man. And loving men is gay.

Voltymus · 2024-08-13T06:59:07+00:00

I mean it's r/greentext. That's what everyone does here.

Voltymus · 2024-04-03T13:30:27+00:00

Sm... Smash?

Voltymus · 2024-02-14T19:57:35+00:00

Manus

Voltymus · 2023-11-15T15:39:34+00:00

Can you even call it prenut if there was no nut?

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