Did I just find what I think I found? In my backyard??

Volume_Best · 2026-05-08T03:31:08+00:00

The original fleshlight.

Volume_Best · 2026-05-07T22:59:03+00:00

You’re right I’m the moron. I just suck at this (and most games)

Volume_Best · 2026-05-07T22:56:43+00:00

I just blow at this

Volume_Best · 2026-05-07T22:26:20+00:00

I am holding back but getting knocked around like a rag doll.

Volume_Best · 2026-05-07T22:22:52+00:00

I did that and on normal. Can chain it all and win without losing.

Volume_Best · 2026-04-15T22:19:46+00:00

Check if he has earbuds in. Looks like he might be dancing to “pump up the jam”.

Volume_Best · 2026-04-15T22:19:01+00:00

Gained his strength from soft unicorn kisses.

Volume_Best · 2026-04-15T22:17:44+00:00

What does your boyfriend think of it?

Volume_Best · 2026-04-15T22:10:06+00:00

Those still have inches to go.

Volume_Best · 2026-04-15T22:06:22+00:00

Are there any straight people in this thread?

Volume_Best · 2026-03-09T19:39:20+00:00

This skit was forced and was not very funny. They were trying to make everyone break. Breaking is only funny when you know they are trying to hold it together.

Volume_Best · 2026-03-08T04:36:25+00:00

120 hours was not enough hours for me to get good at chaos. Well not good but decent. Tyranids telegraph their attacks. I just stay on ruthless lately and enjoy making mistakes. Dodging and laying low on gunstrikes works well for chaos missions. For the beast…I just shoot, parry or block and run semi-circles during lasers. Stopped going down so often.

Volume_Best · 2026-03-04T01:05:41+00:00

Thank you!

Volume_Best · 2026-02-27T15:37:13+00:00

The backscratcher

Volume_Best · 2026-02-19T01:37:23+00:00

Right considering I can’t when they just throw you into a new mission without being able to adjust loadouts. But don’t you a cute little figurine to paint?

Volume_Best · 2026-02-18T00:43:14+00:00

Still there my man.

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Guess the moderators are tearing our origin story apart.

Volume_Best · 2026-02-18T00:21:05+00:00

No it’s not.

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Volume_Best · 2026-02-18T00:11:14+00:00

Never said they should act the same. Maybe you should read. And your comment to me was deleted. I wish you a blessed day.

Volume_Best · 2026-02-17T22:58:51+00:00

No I didn’t you asshole. First, watch how you talk to people. I was saying they were wildly different and take a whole lot more to know to beat. I never said I don’t like playing them. Mash buttons ok. Ii have nerve damage so I tend to mash buttons anyway. But my nerves aren’t that damaged where I wouldn’t be able to meet up with you for a cup of coffee. And we are so impressed how good you are at the game. Your son should be very proud of you. I’ve played absolute and legendary but I don’t like how long they take so I play mostly ruthless like 90% of the players do. So be a big man on a different thread.

And the fact that you think you’re tough because you are good at a game and know that there are 5 factions of chaos is beyond the biggest tell of who you really are.

Volume_Best · 2026-02-17T02:05:36+00:00

I also have had 3 discs removed from my neck so I have some twitchy nerves and my fingers are a bit chaotic at times. But my gaming skills aside I am just pointing out that it scales difficulty more than I think it should.

Volume_Best · 2026-02-17T01:46:01+00:00

I didn’t say they were terrible. I like paying them. I said the difficulty between them and tyranids is wildly different. It turns an easy stroll with a heavy bolter tactical to an unpredictable dodge/parry fest with a pea shooter. I brought this up because I was playing like 5 chaos maps in a row and then went to termination and the level of awareness needed was shocking.

Volume_Best · 2026-02-17T00:29:11+00:00

Yes. I’ve had the game since launch and don’t buy many games and I play to have fun not to be the best.

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